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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Mrrrggh…what the hell is that under my back? I roll over in bed, reach behind me, and grab something mushy. I hold it up to see what it is. A half-eaten protein bar that I fell asleep on! I sit up and chew its masterfully mixed, whey-protein-isolate nougat deliciousness. MMM! Breakfast! (yes, I’ve done this…
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Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
ber’KOOBERS! Echo 1 gets five stars on Amazon, courtesy of Marcos! Thank You So Much Marcos!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition …
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the Orc Horde is going on, all you people who dream of spearing a pug-ugly monster right in the nutsack so you can impress/hook up with a hot-ass elf and never have to worry about smegma, skidmarks, or vague whiffs of bdussy? (’cos you KNOW they don’t tolerate that stuff in the Undying Lands!) …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
It’s the job of us writers to explore facets of life that are too taboo, awkward, or uncomfortable to bring up in everyday conversation. That being said, there is such a thing as a Breakup Fart. Anyone who’s been in a relationship knows exactly what I’m talking about. (Which is why I prefer single moms;…
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Echo Volume 2 gets five stars on Amazon!!!
Sker’DOO! Echo 2 gets five stars on Amazon, courtesy of Cap’n Dave! Thank You So Much Dave!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the testicular torsion is going on, all my fellow men who’ve been in the midst of exchanging cockily voiced “Yeah brah!”s and “Fo shao, fo shao!”s and suddenly been hit by a tear-inducing blast of nut-pain, one that vanquishes all prior cockiness and causes you to wipe the single tear that leaks from your…
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Man Child Mondays
Boom! Placed first at the Man Whore Nationals and got this trophy, mwahaha! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!
McBOOMSKIES! Big Thank You goes out to M Throckmorton for throwing Echo 1 five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much M Throckmorton!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Echo Vol.1 gets four stars on Amazon!
Big Thank You goes out to Cap’n Dave, who dropped four stars for Echo on Amazon! The support is uber-important to us indie authors; each positive review is like being blessed by a sentient, glowing orb that bestows +1 to charisma, +1 to strength, and +2 to length and girth! Thank You Cap’n Dave!!! 🙂…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
For years, cybernetic augments have remained the stuff of rumors. It’s only a matter of time before they make their way into our everyday lives. So what’s the first augment YOU’D get? “Kent Wayne! Man Whore Kent Wayne! Please—let me buy a copy of your book through ButtPay!” I turn away from the beautiful soccer…
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