Tag: writing
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fuck-fail is happening, all you unlucky as hell sex-bunglers who lose your focus while engaging in coitus and mistakenly finger the wrong hole, throw your hands up and whoop like you’re posing for a roller-coaster selfie, or accidentally pull the anal beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower and defiling everything within…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
There’s a parable about a drowning man who claims God will save him, and refuses any ships that offer to help. After he dies, he asks God why he was left to drown, to which God replies he sent a bunch of ships. Personally, I think there’s a more insidious version of the parable. Instead…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I slept in. Now I’m paying the price. I haven’t even brushed my goddamn teeth—the only way I could make it to boot camp fitness was to throw on some clothes and drive like a bat out of hell. “BOX JUMPS!” our instructor yells. As I hop up and down on my thirty-inch crate, I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-gunk is happening, all my fellow lazy meatbeaters who let the wet spot on your bed grow and crystallize from repeated sperm genocides directed into your stanky ass sheets, much to your horror these fallen trillions form into a ghoulish monstrosity that would make Zuul simultaneously shit, piss and vomit in sheer fucking…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Musings
Whenever I obsess over the end result, I miss opportunities for better outcomes, things spin out of control, or–in the rare instance when everything goes according to plan–I either fail to appreciate the win, or my enjoyment of victory feels short and muted. The reminder to enjoy the journey is not only practical–it keeps me…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
