Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Goddamn, I LOVE being a flea! I get to squirm into all the nasty little holes and crevices nobody likes to think of—pee-holes, vajeens, buttcracks…and just when my host-body is all comfy and relaxed… I BITE! BITEYS BITEYS MCBITERSON! I drink some of their sweet, first-world blood, then move on to their nether parts, where…
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Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days!
Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell the demure looking PTA president to pop that rubber ball-gag out of her husband’s mouth, uncinch the silken clamp around his bulging, reddening scrotum,…
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days!
Echo 1 is FREE for three days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—venture through the sewers, engage in a long, torturous quest where you defeat giant poop-monsters, mutant alligators, and end up face to face with the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“What’s up Rhesus Monkey Kent?” Blorlog, the Rhesus Monkey Chieftain, spreads his arms wide. “Oh shit, motha ducka!” I run up to Blorlog and we exchange the Secret Rhesus Handshake. “The fuck is going on, you Haplorhinic Primate, you?” Once we’re done with the Secret Rhesus Handshake, we bump butts, chests, and hug each others’…
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days!
Echo 1 is FREE for three days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—give the neighborhood swimming pool a swirl, giving birth to the microbial monster that has congealed together from legions of kids’ skin, feces, urine, and…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!
Echo 1 is FREE for four days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the burbling little faces that arise from your keypad, the ones that have been given life by your staunch refusal to clean the surface…
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The Bibliophagist does me the honor of posting an interview!!!
Berzammerson McSlammerson! The awesome, talented, super-smart, and super-kind Cassandra has posted an interview with me on her site: The Bibliophagist! It starts with my “About the Author” section, which was written when I wasn’t as good with wordsmithing, so I went back and streamlined it a bit. Apologies if my early word-ology is a little…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“FUCK YOU, KENT WAYNE! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME—I’M RICHARD FUCKING GERE! AHAHAHAHA!!!” I, Kent Wayne, protector of Soccer Mom City, swing from flagpole to flagpole and rooftop to rooftop using my giant, sentient wiener. Every so often, I hop off a stone gargoyle as I pursue Richard Gere through the wind-whipped skies. He’s butt-ass nekkid…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!
Echo 1 is FREE for four days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the old perv in the swimming pool, the guy you can never be sure of because you can’t tell if he’s INTENTIONALLY flashing side-scrote…
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Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!
Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the Insectoid Lord who chitters and burbles, tenting its spiny forepaws together and who you hate with the fire of a thousand suns, until…
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