Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m piddling around a farm, rubbing the heads of various moo-cows (you know it’s more fun to call ’em that—don’t deny it) when clouds overtake the sun and darken the skies. What the hell? Suddenly the cows hunch over and begin shaking. I take slow steps backwards, my eyes wide and uncertain. Then I hear it…
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Echo Volume 1’s 36th rating on Amazon is FIVE FREAKIN’ STARS!!!
OooohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH BY PALAPATINE’S PERNICIOUS DARK-SIDE LIGHTNING!!!! One handsome and wise DANIEL HANSON has deigned to give Echo Volume is its 36th rating on Amazon and 40th rating on Goodreads! And it is FIVE MOTHA DUCKIN STARS!!!! I like to say that each 5 star rating is the equivalent of a $1000 tip so I owe…
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Palamades Publishing: Get your fix of poetry, ghosts, and soon…giant robots. That’s right: Giant robots motha duckas!
I’m chilling with my buds in a cabin we’ve rented for a weekend. We fill our time by cracking beers, throwing wisecracks, and having all the “what if Batman fought a _____” discussions we want. As we’re tearing into racks of fall-off-the-bone ribs and perfectly seared steaks, a deep howl emerges from the arboreal winter…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’m at a secret underground facility in Los Alamos, where America’s best and brightest toy with the very underpinnings of reality. Suddenly I hear: “JOHNSON YOU IGNORANT FOOL!” The accusation comes from the Chief Scientist: a red-face, chalk-brandishing, bespectacled nerd. Johnson, another nerd—same lab coat, coke-bottle thick lenses, demure-looking pocket protector—looks up from the reams…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
K’BAMskies! Had a few people read pages from Echo 1 and 3 yesterday! Whoever those folks were…Thank You So Much! Flooding my account with HUNDREDS of cents, mwahahaha! Thank You!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Palamades Publishing: Get your fix of poetry, ghosts, and soon…giant robots. That’s right: Giant robots motha duckas!
Company picnic—as in mandatory. My boss has purchased dozens of quaint wicker baskets and filled them with food. He and his entourage (all super-annoying masters of passive-aggressivity) mill around, playing games of catch that are accentuated with painfully watered down competition-style pleasantries…I’m looking for my exit when my boss raises a glass and cups a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“HAAAaaaay Kent…” A trio of stroller-pushing soccer moms give me a flirtatious look and wave their hands, beckoning to me. And since I’m the typical proto-guy, I wander over with a sloppy grin plastered to my mug. They’re all smiles; fingers run through my hair and trace my chest….suddenly they slam a switch next to their brake pedals…
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Thank You Recent Echo Reader!!!
I wake up and KRAKKABOOM!!! I see that some Awesome Person read a few pages of Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever that was…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle
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Echo 3’s 4th review is 5 stars!!!
Whoa hey SK’BOOSH!!!! The Amaze-o Barbara Svetlick has given Echo Volume 3 it’s fourth rating on Amazon…and it is FIVE FREAKIN’ STARS!!! Thank You Barbara! I like to say that each 5 star rating is like a $1000 tip, so I owe Barbara 3 grand, haha! Thank you thrice over Barbara, it is my privilege…
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Palamades Publishing: Get your fix of poetry, ghosts, and soon…giant robots. That’s right: Giant robots motha duckas!
” ‘And thus ends the world: In the darkest, most Stygian night you can imagine. Terrible light will fall from the heavens and convert us all into Grammar Nazis, starting with the ones we love most. Humanity will drown in a tide of red ink.’ ” The wizard closes the grimoire he’s been reading from and gives…
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