Tag: Scifi
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“AAGGHH!!! THHHPPPTTT!!!” I sputter and spit as a fire-hose-worthy stream of urine barrages my face. “GOD FUCKING—PHBBBBTTT!!!” “That’s enough R. Kelly.” Adulting Academy’s Chief Enforcer, Doosh, nods curtly at one of his hooded lieutenants, who yanks sharply back on R. Kelly’s neck-chain. R. Kelly stumbles sideways, straightens up, and belts out, “I’M GON’ PISS ON…
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Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!
Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the bubbling white-head whom you’ve drawn a savage grimace onto, the one you consult in furtive whispers and then mutter, “Yes yes—you’re right. How…
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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the no-good youngsters who’re fouling up the neighborhood with their skateboards, sperm-starched sheets, and eruptions of pimple juice! Tell EVERYBODY!! WHOOOO!!! I’ll be posting…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 42, fifteenth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: As of right now,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“And so,” I conclude in a grave voice, “with great power comes great responsibility.” My professor sighs. “Kent, that has nothing to do with the assignment. All you did was describe a fight scene between Spider Man and—” “I’m not finished!” I hold up a finger and look from left to right, drawing the class’s…
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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the glassy-eyed vagrant you care for on a daily basis, the one who used to be the Boss Hogg of your city but became…
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The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell that fecal duplicate of you that finally emerges from the sewers after long years of fester and hate; tell it about…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“KENT WAYNE! Reeoptrix mortholion vendiashoo GOO!” What? “Elkolious hurdenfeld orscopolfield SLIB!” Oh no! “KeeeEEENT!” I’m back in my old marriage, where—despite my wife and I being able to speak fluent English—I couldn’t understand a word she was saying! Irma Horfendorff storms into the bedroom, shoos my dogs off me, and pours a cup of apple…
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The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell your roommate after you burst in on them while they’re pleasuring themselves and yelling “NO!” in that guttural, animalistic voice you…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In three days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, jeezamongomcdoucheskis—tell your leather-clad, gimped-out Sleigh Lords, the beta males whom you’ve thoroughly emasculated, silenced with duct tape, and affixed to your skull-festooned Brimstone…
Kent Wayne 