Tag: reading
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the blowjob slipup is happening, all you flatulent reprobates who accidentally emit a squeak-fart while you’re getting a shlorpily enthusiastic beej, you try to cover it up with an operatic crescendo that would make Celine Dion raise an eyebrow and give a nod of admiration while simultaneously screaming “SNIPERS!” and smacking your automated cat-toy…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Superman insistently pats my cheek. “Wake up, buddy—hey! Nice underwear! Little tight, though…I can see the veins on your root and your shaft. Man, this is cool, I can measure your heartrate by tracking the in-and-out bulge! What’re you, like 50 beats per minute? You’re pretty shredded—definitely got an athlete’s BPM.” “Huh? Whazzuh?” I blink…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the bdussy soup is happening, all you filthy bags of bath-flavoring that are marinating in a tub of heated glop-water that’s seasoned by your juice-emanating free-gaping slurm-spewing holes, the simmering nastiness suddenly roils and churns, holy shit what the fuck before you can jump out an evil clone of you forms from the muck,…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I speak…” The Lorax clicks a magazine into his rifle, sends the bolt home, and settles into a prone firing position. “…for the motherfucking trees.” “What the fuck!” I flinch back in shock. “Come on, man—you said we were going for a walk in the woods!” “Goddamn Floridian militia-larper hillbillies,” he mutters, peering into the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the unappreciated penis is happening, all you meat-packers who are slinging a decent-sized hog, only to have the other star-quarterback wieners and mean-girl scrotums laugh at it, call it a nerd and a dork causing your persecuted dick to sob and swear vengeance until one day it snaps and goes full Bonerzilla, destroying legions…
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Weapons of Old, Volume 2 of the Unbound Realm, is the second installment in my YA fantasy series
Weapons of Old has pushed my writing abilities to their limits. It’s got fantasy-world pirates, creepy dungeon crawls, magic swords, nine-headed whips, dryads, giant battles, epic speeches, golems, existential philosophy, and a whole lot more! I sincerely hope you enjoy my newest effort! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Weapons…
Kent Wayne 