Tag: reading

  • Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    By the cringe-inducing Hobbit-sex that must have occurred to populate the Shire!  Tomorrow, May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Stop questioning your life choices as your lover spreads their bung, bringing to mind that famous scene involving Boba Fett and the Sarlacc Pit Monster—just EAT…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    YerNobberJobs!  Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday!  I hope you enjoy it!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on…

  • Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon steps up and heals Nyanti by navigating the breaks inside her mind!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle…

  • Musings

    Musings

    The intent behind revenge leads to a never-ending, tit-for-tat measuring contest where offenses are constantly weighed and scrutinized.  Is that our life’s purpose?  I don’t think so. I like to think we were meant to enjoy this brief stay in the physical realm.  And though it may seem counterintuitive, I believe our natural state is…

  • Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    By Captain Atom’s atomic asshole!  The day after tomorrow, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Quit scaring Karens with holy water and melanin and go tell everyone!  WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    GerSnoobenYob McThorbenGobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    By the copious jizz-ropes that disgust and amaze as you flail side to side, frantically trying to avoid your own sperm!  In three days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Quit making out with your chocolate covered fist while dancing badly to eighties synth…

  • Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon steps up and heals Nyanti by navigating the breaks inside her mind!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle…

  • Musings

    Musings

    There’s a point during the creative process where my belief in what I’m doing overrides any outside objections, no matter how logical or powerful they may be. To reach this point, I have to tear my material apart and do my best to fit everything into a smooth-flowing narrative.  Once the foundation has been firmly…

  • Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!

    By the wild-haired taint that gives you pause before you take a deep breath and dive into its wilds like a true oral warrior!  In four days, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Crank the pulley-operated mechanism that will gradually remove those giant obsidian…