Tag: humor

Beezlebub’s butt-stuff!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Go feed the Gimp a fresh bowl of paste (he’s conveniently chained to your moldy radiator, behind a hidden wall in your dingy basement) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!!…

Dick-hair doldrums!!!  Starting tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE for five days!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Finish boosting your self-esteem by mowing through the kids at the 6pm junior karate class—”OH yeah!  Gonna date yo momma and give you a new baby…

By the knee-knocking ballbag!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days, starting 2/15!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Jam that last handful of paste down your neighbor’s kid’s throat, mock his crying with your own high-pitched puling, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll…

By the bulked-up braids of Boroth’s butt-hair!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days, starting 2/15!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Stop working your PC muscles with Batman-like concentration, focusing on how damn hard you’re gonna make your lover ’gasm with your overdeveloped…

Holy smeg on an upcurved wiener!!!  Echo 1 is FREE for five days, starting 2/15!  Echo 2, 3, 4, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Wait until your boss isn’t looking, scrape the Evil off your undies into their coffee, and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! I’ll be posting…

IN THE YEAR 60,903, HUMANITY EVOLVES BEYOND THE PHYSICAL… We are the apex of consciousness, the alpha/omega progeny.  Where we once lived on a blue-green mudball, we now wander the reaches of existence, unbound by flesh or causality.  The primitive notions of godhead and divinity make perfect sense—we have visited the past, and blessed our…

I’ve flown across galaxies, observed the birth and death of quantum universes, watched as heat death devoured a parallel reality, silencing trillions of souls with its implacable freeze.  I am a Divarianti:  a cosmic being tasked with bearing witness. And never ever ever—never once in my endless drift through the eternal reaches—have I come upon…

KENT WAYNE DOES NOT POSSESS A BRAIN. IN THE GAPING CAVITY WITHIN HIS HEAD, THERE EXISTS A HARRIED RODENT KNOWN AS TRUE HAMSTER.  THIS FURRY LITTLE DENIZEN IS CONNECTED TO A NEURO-HAPTIC INTERFACE, AND CONSEQUENTLY, IS ABLE TO CONTROL KENT’S BEHAVIOR. TRUE HAMSTER HAS PILOTED KENT FOR THIRTY-SOME ODD YEARS.  HE HAS FULFILLED HIS DUTIES…