Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the accident-fart is going on, all you unwitting flatulaters who’ve been reading quietly at the library, let a loud-ass slapper slip through your buttcheeks, then hastily tried to cover it up by squeaking your flip-flops against the hardwood floor, demanding to know “who let a snorting horse into a public place of reflection and…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
YerDobberPops McSlopplePuss! ThankYa McThankYa goes out to all you who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Ribeyes, ribeyes, grilling up some ribeyes… NOM! This is how a Man Whore’s supposed to LIVE! Ribeyes and shrooms baby! (Along with a copious amount of cash tips from horny Alpha Moms, HEH heh heh!) Skidoo! My timer beeps and I flip the steaks, watching the Maillard reaction go to work, browning the fat and…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
NerGooberNips! BIG ol’ Thank Ya goes out to those folks who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-snap is happening, all you asshole pranksters who’ve let the chi flow up from the earth into your feet, undulating through your legs and torso and then into your arm so the energy culminates in a perfect, whip-like strike that zings your friend’s wiener with the unchecked fury of a thermonuclear explos— Just…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Murrrgh…hungo… I roll out of bed and spot a mushed, half-eaten protein bar in the depression left by my body. Score! I snatch it up and maow it down. NommerGobbyMcYommerGobbles! All in the life of Kent Wayne: Professional Man Whore and Sci Fi author. Hmmm…what to do, what to do…can’t think of anything… Might as…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Sker-JummyGummies! BIG ol’ Thank Ya goes out to those folks who were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!
By the cringe-slinging cattery of Christine and Chrishell! (yep—I’m sorry-not-sorry to admit I binged the entire series in two days. Don’t look at me!!!) Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE! Finish roiding the fuck out like Rick and Summer in the badass epilogue from “Something Ricked this way comes,”…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the orifice speck is going on, all you well-mannered hole-shavers who’ve gone over every inch of exposed skin with a razor and tweezers, cleaning it more meticulously than Forrest Gump cleaned his rifle and gear, but yet there’s still a little something right near your dirt star that causes your lover to wrinkle their…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow!
By the porta-potty splash that tickles your bum and fills you with horror! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow! Chow down that big-ass bag of magic mushrooms, commune with the spirit inside your boss’s asshole, urging it in Sauron-like whispers to unleash a horrid avalanche of corn-filled shit during a super-important…
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