Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the anal play is happening, all you innocent cord-rippers who’ve accidentally yanked a string of fist-sized beads from your lover’s butthole because you got overexcited and bought into the myth that faster is better but then realized you made a horrible mistake when Pure Evil came spilling out their backsi— Mother of spotted DICK! …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Hey, Kent Wayne’s pubes here. And before you ask, yes—my life is miserable. I’m a frizz of pubic hair, for God’s sake. Unlike my rival Head Hair, I’m consistently shorn to minimal length and then drenched in the juices of horned up soccer moms. I miss the eighties, when people respected my kind and let…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the mini-shart is going on, all you anal slackers who’ve defiled your pants because you ate too much magnesium and chased it with a bacon and burrito shake that transformed into the most horrendous poop imaginable and then overwhelmed your sphincter with Balrog-like force, making you lose control in the worst possible wa— Holy…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
SkerDumberYumbers! Big Ol Thanks to the peeps who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I wake up to the feeling of someone looming over me. Mentally, I rehearse the motion of sprinting to my cabinet and drawing my gun from under my pile of heart-dotted speedos— “Hello, Kent.” A shadowy figure resolves above me. “Wiener?” I squinch my eyes and slowly sit up. “Why are you up? Do you…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
YerNomberThonky! Numerous Thanks to all those who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you folks are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Death Nerple is happening, all you Mam-bushers (mammary ambusher) who lure your prey with casual conversation, then throw some bowel-loosening finger clamps onto their chesteronis and twist with the force of a jet-engine turbine, causing them to vomit, scream, and pee at the exact same tim— You sadistic fucking DICK! Why the hell…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
GerDubbleFubbles! Thank Ya Thank Ya to everyone reading Kor’Thank or Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Muchly!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
What the ham-doozle?!? I was just enjoying a magic mushroom come-up whilst watching Cobra Kai, when everything suddenly went dark. Man, 2020 is getting on my goddamn ner— Wait a second. Something’s off. Everything outside my window is… I run up to the window and study the scenery. The trees aren’t rustling, the cars aren’t…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
SkerJoobleNibbles! Big Big BIG Thanks goes out to everyone reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
Kent Wayne 