Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-smell is happening, all you dirty fucking birdies who’ve seen your partner wince and cringe as they’re about to give you oral pleasure but then they catch a whiff of the undying horror that resides in your colon and bravely fight through it even though a tear of despair wells up in the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ahh…flaming hots are the best. Why even bother making regular Cheetos? Fools! All of them! I lick dust off my chemically reddened fingers, savoring the ommynom burn that spreads across my tongue. GOD, that’s good… And then my stomach gives a warning lurch. My face goes pale. Color drains from my cheeks. I leap up…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
NerGobberBlippers! Thank Ya Big Big to all who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fuckgobble is happening, all you go-for-broke oral warriors who like to make loud-ass noises while you’re pleasuring your partner (OMMANOMGLKGLKGLKMRRRUUUUAAAAHHH!) so they have some audio stimulation to go along with their tactile— Jesus Christ, man! Never, EVER go full-on demon-gasm! Save that shit for when you’re decapitating a Demogorgon or mowing through an…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Ahh…another day in paradise. Roll out of bed, uncoil the wiener from around my ankle, give it a quick scratch n’ sniff (don’t judge—I know plenty of you do it), fix a cup of coffee and sit down to write. I knock out a few hundred words, relax into the rhythm and flow, letting my…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-slip is happening, all my fellow well-endowed hole-wideners who’ve strategically placed the tip of your wiener above your waistband so it pokes out like a curious amphibian that’s emerged from the deep so it can sniff around for food and friendsh— Oh my GOD! Your nasty, leaky tip isn’t NEARLY as attractive as…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Yar har, matey! Kent Wayne be sailing the seven seas! This is the life! Plundering booty of both kinds (treasure and butthole), fighting off sea serpents, and peeing over the deck whenever I want! Only thing missing is a beautiful lady-friend, one who can appreciate my thick, veiny phallus and copious blasts of viscous sper—…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the self-suck is happening, all you flexible hopefuls who’ve tried to fellate yourself and holy shit you’ve managed to get THE TIP IN YOUR MOUTH— No dude, NO! Haven’t you seen or smelt the nasty goopiness that comes outta that thing??? It’s like bleach mixed with snot! GROSS! Anyways, now that I’ve got your…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
As I finish making love to Kathryn, the latest Soccer Mom to grace my bed, I let loose with my customary cry of coital triumph—“I’LL BE HOG WALLERED!”—and collapse onto my side. Aaaah…not a single sperm left in my yib-yobs. This is the life, lemme tell ya! “Oh, Kent.” Kathryn giggles and runs her hand…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-stink is happening, all you Frequent Fuckers who’ve sexed up a storm before going in to work and worn a slight, knowing smile on your face while talking with your boss and basking in the musk of your hole-widening romper sessio— Damn—you’s NASTY! Wash the bdussy off your face and fingers before you…
Kent Wayne 