Tag: humor
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-measuring is happening, all you shifty-ass rule-breakers who pull the measuring tape all the way back to the top of your buttcrack and try to convince others you’re in the double fucking digits when it’d actually be laughed at by a stunted hamster tail shriveled by the Arctic cold and held up as…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Damn, I’m writing up a storm! The hamster in my brain has gone from piddling indifferently on its idea-generator wheel, to becoming an indomitable source for creative output. If this were a movie, you’d see him go from being a cute lil’ jogger to a yoked-out beast—I’m talking eight pack abs, a steely-ass glare, and…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the piss-sicle is happening, all you intrepid rock climbers who’ve angered a bunch of 80s movie villains by urinating off the side of a cliff and harrying them with shards of frozen pee and then seal the deal by inadvertently witnessing them spill giant bags of coke from their rucks, one of them shrieks…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I know I should write, but there’s a bunch of new clips on myfriendshotmom dot com! Yep, you guessed it—time to man-handle the ham candle! Big squirt o’ lube and it’s off to the races. To help with the vibe, I hum the Star Wars Battle Theme whilst burping the worm (It’s also a fun…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fart-clench is happening, all you folks who are doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-ing in a crowded elevator while ascending toward an all-hands meeting where you intend to put a shitload of time into leveling up some farms on your favorite phone game, when suddenly your butthole clenches in reflexive terror as burble-gurbles rock your colon and sweat…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“My favorite Man Whore.” Martha Stewart caresses my cheek with the back of a curled finger. “You know there’s no hope, right?” I strain against my zip-ties. She’s linked them together with the ones on my ankles, forcing me to kneel with my wrists cuffed behind me. “We’re done, Martha. I’m not doing that shit…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe into a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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