Tag: humor
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Santa Claus peers through his state-of-the-art binoculars, staring intently at me as I pretend to be deep in peaceful slumber. “I see you when you’re sleeping,” he mutters, lowering the binos and narrowing his eyes. “I know when you’re awake. You think you can fuck my hot-ass wife and get away with it? Fucking piece…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the surgical ass is happening, all you peach-crazed lovers who are all about hitting it from the back, only to get your wish and see your wiener disappear inside a mind-bending valley of silicone-enhanced flesh, dear God you can’t even see your d-root it looks so fucking tiny compared to the cock-swallowing watermelons pushing…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You really need me for this?” I ask nervously. “Isn’t this between you and Neo?” “Come on.” Trinity impatiently tugs at my sleeve. “He’s stared so far up his metaphysical asshole, he’s completely lost touch with corporeal humanity. All he says is ‘Whoa,’ while binge-watching Ancient Fucking Aliens. I’m giving him an ultimatum: I need…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the credit card swipe is happening, all you pranksters who spot an unguarded crack and—shuh-DOOP—run a flat object down its center, only to step back in horror as the cheeks part and the butthole starts winking with millions of different hellfiend variations like some demonic version of a Satan-fucked slot machine, your ex starts…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
You know me as an author, but to legions of thirsty soccer moms, I’m known as an award-winning He-Trollop. Unfortunately, birthing cool-ass stories about sci-fi robots, psychedelically powered reality-warping teens, and fantasy-world portal adventures where a college kid’s dog transforms into a Wolven King…yeah, it doesn’t pay much. Fortunately, selling my girthy ol’ upcurve does…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the filled hole is happening, all my fellow girth-slingers who’re observing your orifice-engulfed wieners with the proud vibe of an accomplished handyman, admiring the stretched-out glisten of cream-churned flesh when suddenly the Oversoul Consciousness blasts you with an industrial-strength fire extinguisher right in your nuts and unguarded root, frost and darkness follow as concentrated…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Hey thanks for the invite. I know I’m new to the Justice League, so I get how big of a deal this—” As I open the door into Bruce Wayne’s penthouse, I jump back in shock. “WHOA! WHAT THE…” Batman, butt-ass naked except for his doofy-eared cowl, is facing away, hands folded behind his back,…
Kent Wayne 