Tag: humor
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
My ex kicks me out of her moving car. Asphalt bites into my shoulders and ribsâOW, FUCK, MOTHER OF SHITâbefore I come to a stop in the ratty-ass weeds. It takes me an hour of wriggling and squirming, but I finally worm free of the ties around my wrists. Fuck, that hurt. I stand up…
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Waitâwhat? Men are spontaneously dropping dead? WaitâWHAT? Iâm the last one alive? Hold onâZZRPâI just got teleported into a stadium-full of women, and theyâre swarming me like fast-zombies from World War Z, leaping through the air with their mouths fully open, in an attempt to encompass my girthy upcurve? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THANK YOU,…
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the superspy-battle is happening, all you chic lethal assassins whoâve accosted your mortal nemesis in a high-rise elevator made of glass and steel and custom-built alloy, youâre exchanging punches/elbows/knees in the clinch and avoiding wild swipes with exotic knives while looking hella badass in your highly fashionable GQ businesswear, on pure instinct you hit…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
âWhat the fuck?â My soccer mom clients are seated on either side of me. Someone abducted us, assembled us in an otherwise empty theater, and tied us to rows of front-facing chairs. âDid you do this?â I shoot a glance at a soccer mom. âWhy?â I strain against my ropes. âDonât be an idiot, Kent,â…
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Check out my high school absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know âabsurdicalâ is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: KorâThank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the butt-card-swipe is happening, all you disgruntled mofos who have that ONE ANNOYING FRIEND who thinks itâs the HEIGHT OF FUCKING HILARITY to wait until your asscrack is exposed and jump in with their credit card so they can slide unforgiving plastic down your butt and over the bisected wrinkles of your fear-puckered dirt…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
âWe found it,â Darth Maul hisses. âYour little black client bookâitâs FUCKING FILTHY!â Darth Maul extends a hand, freezing me in place with his Dark Side energy. âHRRGH.â I try and fight it, but thereâs nothing there for me to grab. Headrush-sparkles dance through my visionâpretty soon, itâs gonna start closing in at the edges.…
Kent Wayne 