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What the dick-garrote is happening, all ;you narrow-long peen-slingers who can poke the back but miss the walls so it drives you into a life of hate and despair where you cry yourself to sleep on a nightly basis but then you swear to take revenge by using your rope-string wiener to strangle people on your mile-long shitlist only to run into an archnemesis who’s a fat-penised hero-type HE WILL NOT WIN YOU MUST DESTROY HIM NO MATTER WHAT THE COST—

What in the FUCK?!?  Jesus, man, just turn into a bitter anti-hero and use that dick to strangle evil-souled criminals!  Everyone knows that’s how angry heroes get started on their journey—use your gift/curse to become the next Batman!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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When I deal with my negativity, it seem to be my identification with it that determines how fast it leaves.

Of course the emotion is me, but it isn’t me in my entirety. So I let it be felt, because otherwise, I would be denying a part of myself. At the same time, I try not to prolong it by rationalizing why it should or shouldn’t be there. In my experience, that just gives it a reason to persist–I get tied up in countering the rationalization, countering the counter, and so on and so forth.

It’s already there, so I let it be. And in turn, I find it does the same (maybe it’s following my lead because it’s literally me, though not in my entirety). Then, with that expanded allowance, the rest of me is allowed to rebalance the whole.

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the honey-dick is going on, all you beautiful-wienered folk who’re enjoying the summer market air when suddenly your bow-tied dick unravels from around your thigh, falls down your shorts, and plops wetly onto the sunbaked cement, everyone stops and stares for a good long moment, then its incredible glans and gorgeous frenulum commandeers their minds and reduces them into a state of dick-craving frenzy, holy shit they’re galloping toward you on all fours snarling like a cross between Gollum and a fast-zombie, you run for your life and knock over stalls and chairs, hurdle benches and bodies and random-ass objects, a rescue chopper swoops in low and you snag on to the rails but a bunch of penis-crazed horndogs clamp onto your shaft causing the pilot to look down and scream THERE’S TOO MUCH WEIGHT I CAN’T GO HIGHER you’re kicking them in the face as they ascend your womb-hammer some of them fall but there’s SO DAMN MANY OF THEM—

And THAT, my friends is why you double-knot the bowtie!  Stop honey-dicking the goddamn public—you’re disturbing the peace and endangering their lives!!!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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Musings

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For decades, I unthinkingly accepted the premise that fulfillment was achieved through intellect and action. Then I noticed quantifiable success didn’t guarantee fulfillment, within myself or even among the wildly successful. Then I noticed if my focus was on being present and empty, I wouldn’t stay that way–well-being inevitably rushed in, for no external reason whatsoever. So now, that’s what I focus on.

I still have goals and activities and pursuits, but I’ve come to realize that my focus is paramount. As far as the actual source of fulfillment, you could give it any number of names. I just prefer to trust that it’s there.

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the fuck-stain is happening, all you nether-smashing horndogs who’ve left dried puddles of juice all over your sofa, your dinner-guest friends take a seat and awaken your Evil bdussy-born juice, it begins to creep across their skin and coat them in black-veined carapace and morph pieces of them into a half-demon insectoid, SWAT busts in and orders them to drop their techno-organic weapon-arms which look like rocky protrusions of dark shadowed bone surrounding a core of baleful red light, your half-human friends sob and scream I CAN’T PUT IT DOWN IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING PART OF MEEEEE—

Ballsack on RYE!  What the fuck are you thinking, laying old-jism boobytraps all over yer nasty fucking house???  That’s why you fuck on the goddamn bed, or in the back of your naggy-ass stepmother’s Volvo!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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Musings

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Ironically, even when it seems to put a relationship at risk, I’ve found that setting boundaries generally improves it. Sometimes, the person falls out of my life, but even more surprising is when they come back in, after reflecting on the exchange and stating they’re ready to honor the boundary.

On a related note, I think it’s important to respect myself as much as others. That way, if they need me, I can bring my best, most capable self to the occasion.

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the reverse-uno is happening, all you fed-up mofos who’ve decided to get your revenge against that one dickhead friend who takes fuckery and grabass a step too far so you eat a badass ghost pepper to prime your shnozz with boogers, cut a camouflaged hole in your pants for easy access, when they tickle your face you jam their finger up your nose, while they’re simultaneously moving in to goose you, you slip their finger in your ghost-pepper-fired poopchute, they hold their hands up before them with a horrified expression of disgust and shock, screaming AH GOD NO WHAT THE FUCK and in response you snarl “Surprise, motherfucker!” and smack their forearms so they plaster their own face with your ghost-peppered-generated grossness—

Good God, man, just hit em in the nuts or defile their morning coffee!  Your reverse-uno degeneracy will lead us into a tit-for-tat, eye-for-an-eye apocalypse! 

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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Musings

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After a while, I realized when I allow myself to be empty and still, I don’t stay that way–well-being inevitably follows, and inspiration follows that well-being.

As I began to accept the idea that well-being is my default state, I also began to accept the related premise that this same well-being alchemizes thoughts and emotions into something positive and productive. I like to think of it as a gentler Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction–he’s on the motherfucker. I might take some cues here and there, but for the most part, I’ll try and let him run the show.

Give my books a read and a review!

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What the AI-powered-cock is happening, all you flesh-based meat-dicks who’re quickly becoming obsolete, one day you come home and find your increasingly distant partner stuffed to the gills with quantum-powered cock, holy fuck it’s activated miniature thrusters it’s coming right at your face you dive to the side as it punches through the wall you pull a pair of .50 cal desert eagles out from under the bed and scream in rage while you empty the mags at your phallic enemy’s hover-capable rocketry it sparks and squeals as giant slugs pierce its frenulum, then it chuckles and shakes and asks, “Is that all you got?” before aiming its dick-slit at you and letting your predicament sink into your brain, you realize how fucked you are and whisper,

“No.”

Then it’s all up in your eyes and your cheeks, blattering your forehead and mushroom-stamping the absolute shit out of your motherfucking temples—wh’pap-pap-PAP—you sputter and gasp and flail around then it starts glorping up lubricant all over your face neck and chest while you’re sobbing hysterically and trying to fend off its glans—

And THAT, my friends, is why we need to stop these AI programs from merging with our dildos!  There’s no goddamn way we can compete with the ribbage, vibrations, and perfectly angled ticklers!  Holy mother of FUCK!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

🙂 🙂 😀

Musings

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The true self, I believe, is not a series of narratives that run through my mind, reiterating who I was, who I am, who I’ll be, and/or why any of those narratives aren’t valid or real.

It’s a wordless transcendence that becomes apparent when all the narratives quiet and still.