Tag: fiction
Check out my high school absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know āabsurdicalā is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!Ā All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here:Ā KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā Ā 
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Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā 
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Michelle leaves a great review for A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Here’s the link: Echo.
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Iāve also published it in paperback!Ā Get it here:Ā Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of Old Get KorāThank here:Ā Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā š š šĀ Ā Ā Ā
Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā Ā š²šŖ šĀ Ā #KindleĀ #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity
Check out my high school absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know āabsurdicalā is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!Ā All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here:Ā KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā Ā Ā #Kindle #KindleUnlimitedĀ
Give my books a read and a review!
What the death-taint is happening, all you nasty taint-neglecters whoāve built up a thriving civilization on your fleshy undercarriage (tiny beast-folk, grotesque hobgoblins, translucent humanoids and other wonders and horrors that boggle the mind and defy the imagination) only to run into that fuckfaced coworker who posts stuff on LinkedIn that sounds like a cross between a copy-pasted motivational speech, shitty haiku, and an emotionally stunted football coach who canāt speak in their own words so they mindlessly spout cliches and aphorisms that lack all context and survive sheerly on the dint of rhythmic appeal God what a waste of fucking oxygen the world would have entered a utopian age if his dad just shot him in a sock or his mother just swallowed him you canāt STAND this fuckhole so you wipe your taint-gunk all over his yuppie-fied face he immediately starts screaming and drops to his knees and yanks out a wakizashi so he can commit seppuku and end the fucking painā
Whoa, whoa WHOA! Yeah, we all hate those LinkedIn idiots who finds new ways to say, āYou worked hard. But I worked harder.ā THAT, however, doesnāt give you a right to melt his face off with your taint-spawned mini-civilization! Goddamn!
Anyways, now that Iāve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Iāve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If youāre hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big olā helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And donāt forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviewsāeven though they only take a minute or two of your timeāare like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description, action, perspective, and symbolism as you progress through the series. #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Here’s the link: Echo.
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Iāve also published it in paperback!Ā Get it here:Ā Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of Old Get KorāThank here:Ā Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā š š šĀ Ā Ā Ā
Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā Ā š²šŖ šĀ Ā #KindleĀ #KindleUnlimited #WritingCommunity
Danny Fantod writes a great review for Echo Volume 1!
Check out my high school absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know āabsurdicalā is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha!Ā All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
Check it out here:Ā KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl
Get A Door into Evermoor here:Ā A Door into Evermoor.Ā Paperback here:Ā A Door into Evermoor, paperback.Ā Ā Ā Get Weapons of Old here:Ā Weapons of OldĀ Get KorāThank here:Ā KorāThank:Ā Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol. 4 on KindleĀ Echo Omnibus here:Ā Ā Echo OmnibusĀ Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:Ā Ā Combined EditionĀ Musings, Volume 1 is available here:Ā Ā Musings, Volume 1Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Hold on!Ā I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!Ā If youāre going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and youād like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links Iāve providedātheyāll send you to Echoās Amazon pageāand THEN buy whatever product you wish.Ā Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!Ā In this manner you can support my books, musings, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!Ā Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!Ā Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!Ā Ā Ā #Kindle #KindleUnlimitedĀ
Give my books a read and a review!
What the dicktographer is happening, all my fellow dick-pic-ers who obsess over the best angle to highlight the frenulum or shaft or maybe that big olā pee-hole that never functions like itās supposed to and shotguns urine all over the place like some kind of hellish lawn sprinkler wait maybe you should hair-gel the pubes into some kind of Elvis-like pompadour or highlight the balls because even though theyāre quite possibly the ugliest part of a human body you want to show theyāre big enough to stimulate the clit when youāre hitting it from behind OOH how about a bowtie under the dickhead or maybe tattoo it like a space rocket you could go dozens of ways with this make it look like a banana or cucumber or one of those crazy-ass Xenomorph tonguesā
Mother of FUCK, it aināt no supermodel! Put a ruler on the baseāstarting at the TOP, you cheaters, not at the edge of your goddamn assholeāa tape measure around the base, and show them you got what it takes to come through with some orgasms! And no, you can NOT photoshop the numbers on the ruler!
Anyways, now that Iāve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books! First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm. Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor. Paperback here: A Door into Evermoor, paperback. Iāve just published volume 2: Weapons of Old If youāre hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out KorāThank: Barbarian Valley Girl! If you want a big olā helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo! And donāt forget to leave a positive review for them! Positive reviewsāeven though they only take a minute or two of your timeāare like $1000 tips for us indie authors. Every one of them is SUPER appreciated! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing
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Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 