Tag: fiction

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the decepto-shart is happening, all you would-be pranksters who cup the air beneath your gross-hole, trying to catch a fart so you can fling it into your friend’s face but then your godawful buttocks betrays you by unleashing a shit-log right into your palm, so damn wide that it feels like you’re giving birth…

  • Echo, Volume 2 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!

    Echo, Volume 2 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!

    YerNooberGibbers!  Thank you, V.M Sang, for giving Echo 2 a five star rating on Goodreads!  Thank ya Big Time!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    The world is wildly different than it was a year ago.  Viruses.  Unrest.  Karens. People were once resigned to a slow, societal decline, but now they seek—and participate in—a fast-moving spiral into anarchic chaos.  What do we do?  What CAN we do? I stare morosely at my laptop, watching as conflict and turmoil pour from…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    GarThonkenOoben!  Thank ya Thank ya to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Thank ya muchly!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!

    YerNoobleThooble!  Thank ya Big Time to the folks who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Thank ya muchly!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle…

  • Chapter 5 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 4 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon gets his first taste of fantasy-world swordplay and learns more about the realm called Evermoor!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 5 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol.…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Echo, Volume 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!

    Echo, Volume 1 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!

    GerThobbenYongers!  Thank you  big time, Michelle, for giving Echo 1 a five star rating on Goodreads!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4…

  • Chapter 5 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 4 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon gets his first taste of fantasy-world swordplay and learns more about the realm called Evermoor!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 5 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the shit-terror is happening, all you beleaguered souls who are in the throes of unimaginable rectal pressure, pressing against your asshole like a demonic vice powered by the Super Saiyan blast ray at the end of Fifth Element, threatening to explode your dignity into a billion pieces as you lie sobbing on the ground…