Tag: fiction

  • Echo Volume 1 & 2 Combined Edition gets Five Stars on Amazon!!!

    GerShnoobenYobbens! Thank you, whoever Amazon Customer is, for giving Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition a five star review on Amazon! My heart does a happy dance whenever I get a positive review up on the ‘Zons! šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ˜€ Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!Ā  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:Ā  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:Ā Ā Echo.Ā  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:Ā Ā The Unbound Realm.Ā  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:Ā Ā Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!Ā Ā šŸ™‚Ā šŸ™‚Ā šŸ˜€ Get Kor’Thank here:Ā Ā Kor’Thank:Ā  Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Echo Volume 1 gets Four Stars on Goodreads!!!

    Echo Volume 1 gets Four Stars on Goodreads!!!

    SkerJoobies! Thank you, Alexa, for giving Echo Volume 1 a four star review on Goodreads! Thank ya muchly!!! Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on…

  • Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!Ā  Lucky teaches Jon how to steal and deceive, then they all have to flee a pack of fire-breathing wyverns!Ā  Here’s the link:Ā  Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:Ā Ā Kor’Thank:Ā  Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the hook-dick is happening, my fellow upcurved wiener-wielders who have been complimented for your skills in bed and pissed off your lover by shrugging and stating, ā€œI just pound away,ā€ not realizing that the credit goes to the angle of your penis rather than your nonexistent foreplay ski— Hey asshole—with great penis comes great…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    SherNobberGobbles!Ā  Thank ya Muchly to all those who bought Echo on yesterday!Ā  I hope you were entertained!Ā  šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ˜€ Get Kor’Thank here:Ā Ā Kor’Thank:Ā  Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 1 on Kindle.Ā Ā Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.2 on KindleĀ Ā Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Ā Vol. 3 on KindleĀ Ā Vol.4 on Kindle here:Ā Ā Vol.…

  • Kor’Thank:  A High School Absurdical

    Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

    My mortal enemy, Grammar Nazi Prime, has caught me unawares and locked a chastity belt around my wiener.Ā  I grew increasingly desperate as I navigated his sinister game, solving riddle after riddle, inching agonizingly closer to unlocking the belt.Ā  All the while, sperm in my balls bubbled and boiled, clashing and frothing as my horniness…

  • Echo Volume 4 gets Five Stars on Goodreads!!!

    GerJibbenShontz! Thank you, Joep, for giving Echo 4 a four star review on Goodreads! šŸ™‚ šŸ™‚ šŸ˜€ Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle …

  • Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!Ā  Lucky teaches Jon how to steal and deceive, then they all have to flee a pack of fire-breathing wyverns!Ā  Here’s the link:Ā  Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:Ā Ā Kor’Thank:Ā  Barbarian Valley Girl.Ā  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Ā Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the bung-whiff is happening, all you smell-sensitive mofos who have passed by a coworker who looks perfectly normal, only you strongly suspect they’ve gaslit your nostrils with the faint, funky remnants of something that might be week-old bdussy jui— Christ almighty, man—it’s all in your head!Ā  (But just to be sure, stalk your coworker…