Tag: fiction
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerslippenDobben YerFoonkenKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Princess Eralindiny Ailahdi makes her appearance and casts her lot with Jon and his adventurers! Here’s the link: Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the scatter-pee is happening, all my fellow big-dick-slitted meat-slingers who’ve tried in vain to explain to your loved one that even though a giant opening on the head of your wiener is fun to play with and looks super cool, it’s not conducive to toilet marksmanship and FUCK NO you aren’t going to sit…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Under normal circumstances, I glide through life as a freewheeling Man Whore, delighting Soccer Moms with my lariat-capable womb-hammer. (Use your imagination—the visual is right there for you to laugh at). That all changed a few months ago, when a virulent malady swept the Earth and finally accomplished what COVID never could. It has been…
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Echo Volume 3 gets Five Stars on Amazon!!!
YerJubbenNubbies! Thank you, Chris, for giving Echo 3 a five star review on Amazon! My heart does a happy dance whenever I get a positive review–ESPECIALLY a five star–up on the ‘Zons! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
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Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Princess Eralindiny Ailahdi makes her appearance and casts her lot with Jon and his adventurers! Here’s the link: Chapter 13 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the nut-cut is happening, all you fellow sack-slingers who’re scheduled to go on a first date in the next few hours but you’ve accidentally nicked your scrotum because you were too lazy to choose a Manscape groomer over your goddamn face-razor and now your mind is racing a thousand miles an hour, rifling through…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
PerJibbleTibblies! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
BACK IN THE DAY, WHEN KENT WAYNE WAS BUT A HORNY TEENAGER AND THEY STILL SAID THE PLEDGE IN PUBLIC SCHOOL… I place a hand over my heart. “I pledge allegiance, to my Insidious Indoctrinators: those who call themselves teachers and incept our psyches with nonsensical beliefs under the guise of Adulting…” “KENT!” Oh shit—Ms.…
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Echo Volume 3 gets Five Stars on Goodreads!!!
SkerJibbenYibbers! Thank you, Chris, for dropping a five star rating for Echo Volume 3 on Goodreads! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
Kent Wayne 