Tag: fiction
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For today and tomorrow, all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the felonious finger-sniffer whom you point at and castigate until others join in and form a mob that parades the perpetrator around in stockades! For today and tomorrow, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle! Win that heated political debate by flopping your beautiful genitals onto the table—f’POOMP! Can’t argue with…
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For the next three days, through June 4, all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the pubic razor bumps that make you babble and stammer ss you desperately explain to your lover that you haven’t fallen into the ranks of the Filthy Unclean! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for three days! Spread-eagle atop your boss’s ceiling, waiting like a business-casual Batman to drop onto…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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For the next four days, until June 4, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the monster-sized dook that brings to your knees and makes you sweat like a pig with its unthinking desire to be free of your butthole! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for four days! Wait until your lover is a couple minutes into a relaxing shower, happily humming and enjoying…
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Starting today, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the sweaty sound of slapping hips that drain a youngster’s will to live as they contemplate what lies beyond the door to their parents’ bedroom! Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish taking a Super Saiyan shit on your beleaguered toilet—play the theme from “Requiem for a…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By the cringe-inducing Hobbit-sex that must have occurred to populate the Shire! Tomorrow, May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Stop questioning your life choices as your lover spreads their bung, bringing to mind that famous scene involving Boba Fett and the Sarlacc Pit Monster—just EAT…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YerNobberJobs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon steps up and heals Nyanti by navigating the breaks inside her mind! Here’s the link: Chapter 21 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
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Starting 5/31, all four books of the Echo series will be FREE for five days!
By Captain Atom’s atomic asshole! The day after tomorrow, starting May 31, Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Quit scaring Karens with holy water and melanin and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerSnoobenYob McThorbenGobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 