Tag: blogging
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the cryptic cloaca that serves as Cthulu’s anus! The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish up that fantasy where you star in all the porn you want, firing heavy weaponry into the sky and screaming at the top of your lungs whenever you…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 2 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Fungal foreskin from a foul-ass Firbolg! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Give your five-a-day quarantine-jerking a goddamn rest, put some cocoa butter on your beat-to-shit genitals, and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and Ren escape the clutches of Lyderea’s Knights, and after fleeing into a wooded clearing, Jon finally finds his dog! Here’s the link: Chapter 8 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is happening, my fellow Power Fuckers who’ve pounded away like your life depends on it, then elicited an ooey-gooey farting noise because of TRAPPED AIR NOT BUTT-GAS and tried to hold back a howl of laughter because you’re an immature child at heart but a snicker gets through and you mentally scar…
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Musings
When times are good, take advantage of the option to bend voluntarily, to venture outside the comfort zone so you can gradually strengthen yourself without irreparably traumatizing yourself. When times are bad, you will be bent whether you wish it or not. And those who have developed the composure/flexibility to bend with the times will…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Predator-mouthed vajeen that stalks me in my darkest nightmares! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Stop glaring angrily at the darkened ceiling, enduring the mind-eating dregs of your lover’s death-farts (the blessing and curse of any relationship: you have to endure your paramour’s…
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Strained Brains Podcast, where Burt and Kent BS about societal turbulence on June 29, Part 2 of 3, is UP!
I bullshit with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction–-on the recent rumblings within our society. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 3 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Go on.” Martha Stewart—High Empress of Khyrakta, which used to be known as Earth—settles back into her infant-hide chair and steeples her fingers. “Dance for me, Man Whore.” “Martha please!” I gasp, twerking my speedo-clad booty for all it’s worth. “Can’t go on…much longer…” “Dance for me,” she repeats. “Or I violate your anus with…
Kent Wayne 