Tag: blogging
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I wake up to the feeling of someone looming over me. Mentally, I rehearse the motion of sprinting to my cabinet and drawing my gun from under my pile of heart-dotted speedos— “Hello, Kent.” A shadowy figure resolves above me. “Wiener?” I squinch my eyes and slowly sit up. “Why are you up? Do you…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
YerNomberThonky! Numerous Thanks to all those who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you folks are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gribbles (Gyrax) tells his warriors to go on without him. After a couple months on the road, Lucky and Ren’s diametrically opposed views of life devolve into a fistfight! Here’s the link: Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Death Nerple is happening, all you Mam-bushers (mammary ambusher) who lure your prey with casual conversation, then throw some bowel-loosening finger clamps onto their chesteronis and twist with the force of a jet-engine turbine, causing them to vomit, scream, and pee at the exact same tim— You sadistic fucking DICK! Why the hell…
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Musings
As strange as it seems, I believe apathy is useful. If I’m stressing out over specifics and expectations, I can restore my perspective by relaxing into the knowledge that life is a game, and that I’ll pass away soon enough. My tension melts away, and my mind perceives options that wouldn’t have been apparent without…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
GerDubbleFubbles! Thank Ya Thank Ya to everyone reading Kor’Thank or Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Muchly!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 4, is UP!
Yet another bullshit session I had with Burt Murdock-–former military elite guy, fellow former cult member, partaker of various psychedelics, and staunch believer in Law of Attraction. This one was recorded on July 4. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 4 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners,…
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Echo, Volume 1 gets four stars on Amazon!!!
NerBippoGobbers! Echo 1 gets a four star rating on Amazon! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
What the ham-doozle?!? I was just enjoying a magic mushroom come-up whilst watching Cobra Kai, when everything suddenly went dark. Man, 2020 is getting on my goddamn ner— Wait a second. Something’s off. Everything outside my window is… I run up to the window and study the scenery. The trees aren’t rustling, the cars aren’t…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
SkerJoobleNibbles! Big Big BIG Thanks goes out to everyone reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
Kent Wayne 