Tag: blogging
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
RiggleBorg McThoosenBargle!!! Thank Ya Thank Ya to whoever bought a copy of Echo on Kindle yesterday!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pity sex is happening, my fellow Desperates who’ve gotten down on your knees and hugged the ankle of your desired lay while bawling AHPLEASEGODFUCKME at the top of your lungs, ugly-crying like Will Ferrell in an all-out attempt to— Jesus Christ, man—you don’t want pity sex! You want a hole-widening good time with…
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Musings
Judgment is fun. Comparison is good. They’re illusory games where I size up values, trading pros and cons like chips or tokens. But when I forget they’re games, they become obsessive tyrants. I wasn’t born so I could chase after “perfect.” I walk this earth so I can enjoy the unfolding of time and space.…
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Chapter 20 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 20 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! After Jon and his friends teleport into a castle, they realize Nyanti is in dire straits and needs to be healed! Here’s the link: Chapter 20 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
God DAMMIT. It isn’t easy being Kent Wayne’s big toe. “Neglect” is too poor a word for it—he lets all manner of cheese and fungus grow on my surface, then treats it like a scratch-n-sniff when he doesn’t think anyone’s looking. Disgusting. To add insult to insult, his other body parts get blatant favoritism. His…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the thick-dick is happening, all my fellow well-endowed thickies who’ve measured your penis obsessively as a kid (from the TOP and not the asshole, unlike some of you fucking cheaters!) and sighed in disappointment each morning when it failed to extend to the desired 20 inches but then jumped for joy when you realized…
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Musings
Rather than focusing on letting it go, I find it’s more productive to focus on letting it flow. It goes on its own. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
Kent Wayne 