Tag: blogging
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Why is Arganti Knifelock rescuing Jon and his companions? No time to think about it–gotta keep moving! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 4 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 4 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the self-suck is happening, all you flexible hopefuls who’ve tried to fellate yourself and holy shit you’ve managed to get THE TIP IN YOUR MOUTH— No dude, NO! Haven’t you seen or smelt the nasty goopiness that comes outta that thing??? It’s like bleach mixed with snot! GROSS! Anyways, now that I’ve got your…
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Musings
All too often, gratitude seems overly transactional and justification-heavy—I have to be grateful FOR something. I prefer to appreciate. I feel stilted and awkward if I try to express gratitude for the clump of bushes on a roadside median, but I can easily appreciate the green color and easy arrangement, the hum of my car…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Why is Arganti Knifelock rescuing Jon and his companions? No time to think about it–gotta keep moving! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
As I finish making love to Kathryn, the latest Soccer Mom to grace my bed, I let loose with my customary cry of coital triumph—“I’LL BE HOG WALLERED!”—and collapse onto my side. Aaaah…not a single sperm left in my yib-yobs. This is the life, lemme tell ya! “Oh, Kent.” Kathryn giggles and runs her hand…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 4 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 4 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-stink is happening, all you Frequent Fuckers who’ve sexed up a storm before going in to work and worn a slight, knowing smile on your face while talking with your boss and basking in the musk of your hole-widening romper sessio— Damn—you’s NASTY! Wash the bdussy off your face and fingers before you…
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Musings
When it comes to absolute truth, there is little I’m convinced of aside from the existence of mystery, wonder, and an underlying benevolence that runs through reality. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle…
Kent Wayne 