Tag: blogging

  • Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon and his friends fight like hell against a mob of Iguar and a handful of demon-hounds!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Ahh…flaming hots are the best.  Why even bother making regular Cheetos?  Fools!  All of them! I lick dust off my chemically reddened fingers, savoring the ommynom burn that spreads across my tongue.  GOD, that’s good… And then my stomach gives a warning lurch. My face goes pale.  Color drains from my cheeks.  I leap up…

  • In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days!

    In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days!

    Yog-Sothoth’s tentacle-coated yib-yobs!!!  In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days!  Finish rubbing your genitals up on the car window of that guy/gal you like (yes, of COURSE you can take a moment to savor their horrified expression) and go tell everybody!  WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…

  • A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!

    A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!

    On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied.  This one was recorded on August 15.  Check it out here:  Strained Brains  Part 5 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Massive potential resides in tiny bits of matter—a single atom can destroy or energize on a vast scale. In a parallel sense, I believe abundance resides in each circumstance, waiting for us to physically realize it.  Through creativity and openness, we can shape our environment to reflect our potential.  I believe there is inherent joy…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!

    NerGobberBlippers!  Thank Ya Big Big to all who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday!  Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3…

  • Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon and his friends make their way out of the a magic castle-tree in the Witchcraft City, back on the streets where they’re hunted by Iguar!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!

    A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!

    On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied.  This one was recorded on August 15.  Check it out here:  Strained Brains  Part 5 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the fuckgobble is happening, all you go-for-broke oral warriors who like to make loud-ass noises while you’re pleasuring your partner (OMMANOMGLKGLKGLKMRRRUUUUAAAAHHH!) so they have some audio stimulation to go along with their tactile— Jesus Christ, man!  Never, EVER go full-on demon-gasm!  Save that shit for when you’re decapitating a Demogorgon or mowing through an…