Tag: blogging
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Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his friends fight like hell against a mob of Iguar and a handful of demon-hounds! Here’s the link: Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ahh…flaming hots are the best. Why even bother making regular Cheetos? Fools! All of them! I lick dust off my chemically reddened fingers, savoring the ommynom burn that spreads across my tongue. GOD, that’s good… And then my stomach gives a warning lurch. My face goes pale. Color drains from my cheeks. I leap up…
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In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Yog-Sothoth’s tentacle-coated yib-yobs!!! In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish rubbing your genitals up on the car window of that guy/gal you like (yes, of COURSE you can take a moment to savor their horrified expression) and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 5 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Musings
Massive potential resides in tiny bits of matter—a single atom can destroy or energize on a vast scale. In a parallel sense, I believe abundance resides in each circumstance, waiting for us to physically realize it. Through creativity and openness, we can shape our environment to reflect our potential. I believe there is inherent joy…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
NerGobberBlippers! Thank Ya Big Big to all who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his friends make their way out of the a magic castle-tree in the Witchcraft City, back on the streets where they’re hunted by Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 5 of 5, is UP!
On this episode, we discuss my recent retirement, snake venom, and when Burt gets roofied. This one was recorded on August 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 5 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fuckgobble is happening, all you go-for-broke oral warriors who like to make loud-ass noises while you’re pleasuring your partner (OMMANOMGLKGLKGLKMRRRUUUUAAAAHHH!) so they have some audio stimulation to go along with their tactile— Jesus Christ, man! Never, EVER go full-on demon-gasm! Save that shit for when you’re decapitating a Demogorgon or mowing through an…
