Tag: blogging
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pale penis is happening, all you head-in-the-sand mofos who swear that penis color is a complete nonissue but can’t help but think of an alien parasite-looking baby mole-rat when you’re watching porn and you spot a sun-deprived wiener that had to have come from a redhead amongst redhea— Goddamn PHALLIST is what you…
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Musings
I use to dismiss the importance of feelings, but I’ve since changed my mind. Even at a practical level, they have incredible importance. They control health and perception, which is a direct influence on how much energy I’m allowed to generate (health) and the ability to see where it can do the most possible good…
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In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Praise the melanin that colors my penis in earthen tones, instead of a pale, sickly, mole-rat-like pallor!!! (Penis color makes a difference and you all know it—you fucking KNOW it! HEH heh heh!) In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Finish masturbating in your full clown makeup…
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Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his friends fight like hell against a mob of Iguar and a handful of demon-hounds! Here’s the link: Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Focus, Kent…FOCUS… NYAAAAAGH! I open my eyes, drenched in sweat and gasping for breath. I look between my legs and sigh in defeat. Goddammit. Wiener’s still the same damn size. It’s a big ol’ thicky, but nowhere near as ginormous as I want it. I want an Argument Killer—the kind of wiener you can whip…
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In five days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Janus’s jizz-blasts!!! In five days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Maow down some asparagus, crack off another smelly orgasm into that fresh-mixed cookie dough, mail the resulting confections to your hated enemies, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 1 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 1 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-smell is happening, all you dirty fucking birdies who’ve seen your partner wince and cringe as they’re about to give you oral pleasure but then they catch a whiff of the undying horror that resides in your colon and bravely fight through it even though a tear of despair wells up in the…
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Musings
Often, there’s a sentiment that appreciating the present moment is “settling for what you have.” I disagree. Expectation can easily become tyrannical, cutting the joy out of every circumstance that doesn’t meet a short-sighted standard. On the other hand, appreciation is an open state of mind, allowing unforeseen opportunities/advantages to naturally arise into one’s awareness.…
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In six days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
By the questioning of life choices that runs through your mind as you administer analingus!!! In six days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle! Stop trying to see if you can fit that extra knuckle all up in your fun-hole (trust me, you can—it just takes practice, faith, and some good ol’…
Kent Wayne 