Tag: blogging
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Given my proclivities, I knew there would be a 99.9% chance that I’d reincarnate as a Golden Retriever, but this time around, that .1% couldn’t be denied… Because now I’m a Terrier! Ha HA! I tear through the house, nipping at my stupid Humans’ stupid ankles. Fear my incisors, all and sundry! “Kent! KENT!” My…
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All four Echo books are FREE on Kindle until December 11!
T-rex’s twisted titties!!! For the next five days, until December 11, all four volumes of Echo are FREE on Kindle through December 11! Channel all your considerable might and resolve into willing that turtlehead back in your b-hole—you…SHALL NOT…PASS!!!—and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
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Tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Terrible smegma from Cygnaur-7! Tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Clench your sphincter and ready that scorched earth, strip-the-skin-off-your -skull, blow-your-intestines-out fart (built up from copious amounts of spicy, cheesy beans and not-so-fresh fermented cabbage) release it into the face of your obnoxious friend’s ugly baby (the one…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 1 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 1 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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Musings
In my opinion, “inner stillness” doesn’t lead to inaction. It leads to action from the best/deepest part of you, which shines all the clearer from your lack of interference. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3…
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In three days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
Hordak’s hordes of horny man-whores! The day after tomorrow—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Fire up that weed-whacker, chop that overgrown pubis of yours down to size, set it afire to root out insurgent lice (helps to clutch the air and laugh maniacally while you do so) and…
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Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his friends fight like hell against a mob of Iguar and a handful of demon-hounds! Here’s the link: Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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In four days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
By my veiny, drip-free dick-root that sets Soccer Moms’ mouths to salivating! In three days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle through December 11! Stop visualizing that epic end scene in The Rock while taking a monster shit (the one where Nic Cage stabs his own heart with nerve agent antidote and…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 1 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 1 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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