Tag: blogging
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkubJobberYibble McNippleTipple! Thank ya Thank ya to the people who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Prologue for the Unbound Realm
Here’s the prologue for the Unbound Realm, Volume 1, book 1 (I think of 3) of the YA fantasy series I’ve been writing. Less swearing, first person, and–hopefully–better written than my other books! Prologue to the Unbound Realm, Volume 1: A Door into Evermoor.
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I hate being a Pufferfish. Because dolphins. Humans think they’re cute, lovable, sea-creatures. HA! Nah bruh—they’re rape-crazy cannibals! They eat their own babies, man! You guys think they’re like this super sophisticated, oceanic version of a hyper-intelligent dog. Not true. They use me and my kind as chew toys so they can get high off…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
RugThobbleNobbers! BIG ol’ Thanks to the people who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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Musings
Improbable dreams catch my attention, luring me forward with novelty and wonderment. Personally, I find relief in moving toward them every day (it can be a small step, as long as it’s a step), and abiding in the idea that all will be well no matter what. Because many of my dreams have come undone,…
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Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! After summoning the Elemental Arinia D’Sae, Jon and his friends take shelter as she destroys the Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YerDoobenSnog McGibbleThobbers! BIG ol’ Thanks to the people who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
