Tag: blogging
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
My mortal enemy, Grammar Nazi Prime, has caught me unawares and locked a chastity belt around my wiener. I grew increasingly desperate as I navigated his sinister game, solving riddle after riddle, inching agonizingly closer to unlocking the belt. All the while, sperm in my balls bubbled and boiled, clashing and frothing as my horniness…
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Echo Volume 4 gets Five Stars on Goodreads!!!
GerJibbenShontz! Thank you, Joep, for giving Echo 4 a four star review on Goodreads! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Lucky teaches Jon how to steal and deceive, then they all have to flee a pack of fire-breathing wyverns! Here’s the link: Chapter 11 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bung-whiff is happening, all you smell-sensitive mofos who have passed by a coworker who looks perfectly normal, only you strongly suspect they’ve gaslit your nostrils with the faint, funky remnants of something that might be week-old bdussy jui— Christ almighty, man—it’s all in your head! (But just to be sure, stalk your coworker…
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Musings
Cling to comfort, and chaos will follow. But if you revel in the unknown on a regular basis, the current of life remains even and steady, filled with pleasant swells and occasional thrills. It needn’t be a destructive onslaught. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
ScullZibbleDibble! Thank ya muchly to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 6, is UP!
Spirit quests, DMT, and sananonga! This one was recorded on November 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 6 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
BEFORE THERE WAS TIME, BEFORE THERE WAS SPACE… “Alright, think I’ll be a sea god. You guys call me Poseidon from now on, okay?” “Sounds good. I’ll be Zeus. Lightning, thunder, general badassery.” Everyone starts talking, snatching up titles and god-names. I’m not into it—being a god seems like way too much work. “What…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!
YunDibbleGibbers! Thank ya Big Big to all who read Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Chapter 10 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 10 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Lucky learns it doesn’t pay to steal from Ren, the adventurers compare and contrast their worldviews, and Gyrax hires a High Taire Duelist and a lowdown thief as temporary travel-mates! Here’s the link: Chapter 10 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: …
