Regarding my personal actions, the environment is something to be honestly assessed and strategically navigated, and—if I’m in a position to do so—altered without ego, and without pretense.
The environment is not to be blamed.
Regarding my personal actions, the environment is something to be honestly assessed and strategically navigated, and—if I’m in a position to do so—altered without ego, and without pretense.
The environment is not to be blamed.
Grammar Nazis tried to chain me up, but I managed to escape! Lusty soccer moms are now requesting I keep the chains on as some kind of sordid prop. Another day in the life of your favorite author and prodigious Man Whore Kent Wayne! 😀
…I know: I should be writing.
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So I run up to this pretty soccer mom, dressed exactly like this, and I’m like “Is the gym that way, or—HNNNNGHHH—THAT way?” Needless to say, I didn’t get her number.
…I know: I should be writing.
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WHERE ARE THE WATERMELONS??? AAAAHHHHH!!!! *theme for a Requiem for a Dream*
…I know: I should be writing.
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Pay obeisance to the party hat! It sparkles, it shines, it gives us life and power beyond measure! Mwahahaha!
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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I was on a date going in for the kiss and like the true Man Child I am…I farted. Now I must pay.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy
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The tiny hat saga continues! Hail to the king! Huzzah!
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) vanquished a leprechaun, took his hat, and absorbed his skills in the best martial art of all time: Old Timey Boxing.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Skip skap ske’DOO! Happy New Year to YOU! Happy New Year, from your favorite author and perennial Man Child Kent Wayne! Hopefully, this will be the year when aliens are revealed to exist and their electrogravitic tech will save us from all our woes! Happy New Year!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
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ARMNOMNOMNOMOHGODDON’TLOOKATME! STOP JUDGING ME!
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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