Musings

Regarding my personal actions, the environment is something to be honestly assessed and strategically navigated, and—if I’m in a position to do so—altered without ego, and without pretense.  

The environment is not to be blamed.

Man Child Mondays

Grammar Nazis tried to chain me up, but I managed to escape!  Lusty soccer moms are now requesting I keep the chains on as some kind of sordid prop.  Another day in the life of your favorite author and prodigious Man Whore Kent Wayne!  😀

…I know:  I should be writing.

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Man Child Monday

So I run up to this pretty soccer mom, dressed exactly like this, and I’m like “Is the gym that way, or—HNNNNGHHH—THAT way?” Needless to say, I didn’t get her number.

…I know:  I should be writing.

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Man Child Mondays

Pay obeisance to the party hat!  It sparkles, it shines, it gives us life and power beyond measure!  Mwahahaha!

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

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Man Child Mondays

I was on a date going in for the kiss and like the true Man Child I am…I farted.  Now I must pay.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy

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Man Child Mondays

Your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) vanquished a leprechaun, took his hat, and absorbed his skills in the best martial art of all time:  Old Timey Boxing.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate