Category: Kor’Thank
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
BerDoogenShloppen YerDobberNogs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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My first kinda-sorta review is in for Kor’Thank, and it is GOOD!
When I was writing Kor’Thank, I was focused on having a blast and what I personally thought was fun and exciting. So me being me, I put in a ton of swearing, juvenile humor, and foul pettiness. I was kinda nervous about how readers would take it (people have different senses of humor, after all),…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hello my fellow bed-farters, all my fellow Disgustos who transform crisp, beautiful sheets into tattered remnants of their former selves, so much so that they resemble a post-apocalyptic army’s wind-torn banner held by a grimy, robo-suited soldier that— JUST KIDDING! That is DISGUSTING! Not only do I walk outside to fart, I flagellate myself five…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Society’s breaking down. Viruses. Riots. Hornets. What’s next? I click open my computer, my face heavy with worry and fear. As I browse through the news, my eyes widen. No. NO!!! THEY’VE JUST BANNED CHEESE!!! I run from my home, gasping and panicking. A look down the street at my local 7-11 confirms my suspicions;…
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Thank You, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
GerDobberNoogins! To those who bought Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl while I slept, I say Thank’ee Muchly!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo…
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Thank You, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
YerGubbyNibMcGoo! More Kor’Thank goes flying off the shelves! I sincerely thank the folks who bought Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! You know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into an angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna…
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Thank you, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!
Skib Skab SkerNoob! I see a few more peeps have bought my zany sci-fi teen absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Thank you lots, my fellow consciousnesses-bound-to-a-meat-body-that’s-hurtling-through-space-on-a-lava-cored-dirt-sphere! I threw a buncha teen tropes into this one–horror-movie monsters, body-mind switcheroos, prom-night insanity–along with a bunch of stuff that’s pure Kent Wayne! Psychedelics, mushroom-shaped mechas, velociraptor-riding barbarians, and…
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Thank You, Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
BerKoom! The first copies of Kor’Thank go flying off the digital shelves! To whoever bought em, I say Thank You Muchly!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Kor’Thank is out on Amazon!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is finally out on Amazon! Here’s the link: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Sure, I feel proud of all the blood-n-guts, robo-psychic-philosophical drama I put into Echo, but I believe being a writer is all about expanding my repertoire (in addition to crafting the best story I possibly can). That’s why my…
