Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is happening, my fellow Power Fuckers who’ve pounded away like your life depends on it, then elicited an ooey-gooey farting noise because of TRAPPED AIR NOT BUTT-GAS and tried to hold back a howl of laughter because you’re an immature child at heart but a snicker gets through and you mentally scar…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Predator-mouthed vajeen that stalks me in my darkest nightmares! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Stop glaring angrily at the darkened ceiling, enduring the mind-eating dregs of your lover’s death-farts (the blessing and curse of any relationship: you have to endure your paramour’s…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Go on.” Martha Stewart—High Empress of Khyrakta, which used to be known as Earth—settles back into her infant-hide chair and steeples her fingers. “Dance for me, Man Whore.” “Martha please!” I gasp, twerking my speedo-clad booty for all it’s worth. “Can’t go on…much longer…” “Dance for me,” she repeats. “Or I violate your anus with…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By Orgoth’s odious orgasm-inducer! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Quit trying to clean your toilet with a well-aimed stream of pee (don’t lie—it’s a damn good game to play when you’re dead-ass drunk) and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sneak-fart-gone-wrong is going on, my fellow sneak-farters who’ve tried to sneak one fart too many and miserably failed, to the point where the sound of your cheeks clapping together is un-fucking-mistakable and you try to cover it up with a super loud, obviously fake cough and a rushed declaration of “Jesus Christ! What’s…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Pernicious penises from the Pickled Piper’s patch of pubes! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Let that last turd go, cover the sploosh up with a full-volume Braveheart-worthy roar of triumph, and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the Gray Alien Anal Invaders!!! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Scarf that bowl of paste and markers (I haven’t kicked the habit either; my favorites are the green ones) and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GronkThonkerBonken NerBobberGibble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bleeding tip is going on, my fellow super-hard fuckers who have stared in horror at your wounded wiener after an epic bang-sesh where you convinced your partner they were about to see through time and space and merge their essence with the Absolute, but at the horrible cost of your bloody pe— Holy…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
FIVE LIGHT-YEARS AWAY FROM THE MILKY WAY’S SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE, IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PLANET KNOWN AS EARTH… [We DID it, Zorbot-5!] I telepathically beam to my Gray Alien comrade. [Fours!} He reaches up and slaps his palm against mine. (I know you Earthlings typically say “Fives,” but we Gray Aliens do…
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