Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow!
By the porta-potty splash that tickles your bum and fills you with horror! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for today and tomorrow! Chow down that big-ass bag of magic mushrooms, commune with the spirit inside your boss’s asshole, urging it in Sauron-like whispers to unleash a horrid avalanche of corn-filled shit during a super-important…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“You’re MY Man Whore, Kent!” Taylor Swift hops atop my peen and grabs me by the throat. “MINE!” “HHHKKK…” I try to pry her fingers from around my windpipe, but it ain’t happening—she’s too damn strong from decades of guitar practice. “Please…I have a diamond-hard wiener. You’re gonna…BREAK IT…” “Too bad!” she chortles, flipping her…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21!
By the big ol’ nerples that make you question your purpose in life!!! (are they good? Bad? So confusing!) Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for three days, until August 21! Belly-crawl out of that cum-crystal minefield you call a bed (my sheets crackle and pop like angry Rice Krispies, tee hee!) and go tell…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the smeg-stache (smegma mustache; gross—I know) is going on, all you dirty-minded deviants who like to smear a big ol’ glob o’ nether parts funkencheese across your boss’s upper lip after they’ve had one too many drinks at a stoopid-ass office party and passed out on the conference room table but now they’re doomed…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21!
By your lover’s face-melting Death Fart that wakes you up in the middle of the night and causes you to cry silent tears of pain!!! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for four days, until August 21! Hold off on activating Beast Mode by meditating on your unwashed butthole chakra (come on—you know the hippie-types…
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Starting today, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for five days, until August 21!
By Norris’s rampaging roundhousing wiener!!! Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE for five days, until August 21! Knife-hand your loved one in their unguarded ass-crack, giggle gleefully as they gasp in shock and drop like they’ve just been shot by a buttocks-targeting sniper, and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the old-man smell of an old-man taint!!! (if you consider yourself brave, pick Gary Busey for that shudder-inducing exercise of your nastified imagination) Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish booby-trapping your coworkers’ chairs with remote-controlled, spring-loaded dildos (for extra screams, make the dickheads look like…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
By the cryptic cloaca that serves as Cthulu’s anus! The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Finish up that fantasy where you star in all the porn you want, firing heavy weaponry into the sky and screaming at the top of your lungs whenever you…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Starting August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21!
Fungal foreskin from a foul-ass Firbolg! On August 17, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE for five days, until August 21! Give your five-a-day quarantine-jerking a goddamn rest, put some cocoa butter on your beat-to-shit genitals, and go tell everyone! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
Kent Wayne 