Category: Kor’Thank

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    GerShnooberShnitz McFunkleShlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!

    Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!

    BIG ol’ thanks goes out to Yolanda, who just threw Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl a five star rating on Amazon!  Nice to know that my R-rated, psychedelic-filled high school absurdical was able to entertain!  (I wasn’t sure, since the only other stuff I’d published was Echo, which was pretty grim and violent).  Thank ya muchly,…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the accident-fart is going on, all you unwitting flatulaters who’ve been reading quietly at the library, let a loud-ass slapper slip through your buttcheeks, then hastily tried to cover it up by squeaking your flip-flops against the hardwood floor, demanding to know “who let a snorting horse into a public place of reflection and…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    YerDobberPops McSlopplePuss!  ThankYa McThankYa goes out to all you who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on…

  • Kor’Thank:  A High School Absurdical

    Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

    Ribeyes, ribeyes, grilling up some ribeyes… NOM! This is how a Man Whore’s supposed to LIVE!  Ribeyes and shrooms baby!  (Along with a copious amount of cash tips from horny Alpha Moms, HEH heh heh!)  Skidoo! My timer beeps and I flip the steaks, watching the Maillard reaction go to work, browning the fat and…

  • Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Readers!!!

    NerGooberNips!  BIG ol’ Thank Ya goes out to those folks who were reading Kor’Thank on Kindle Unlimited yesterday!  Whoever you all are, Thank You So Much!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the dick-snap is happening, all you asshole pranksters who’ve let the chi flow up from the earth into your feet, undulating through your legs and torso and then into your arm so the energy culminates in a perfect, whip-like strike that zings your friend’s wiener with the unchecked fury of a thermonuclear explos— Just…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    NerDibbleNobber YerThibbleDong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!

    Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!

    By the cringe-slinging cattery of Christine and Chrishell!  (yep—I’m sorry-not-sorry to admit I binged the entire series in two days.  Don’t look at me!!!)  Today is the LAST day that Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE!  Finish roiding the fuck out like Rick and Summer in the badass epilogue from “Something Ricked this way comes,”…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the orifice speck is going on, all you well-mannered hole-shavers who’ve gone over every inch of exposed skin with a razor and tweezers, cleaning it more meticulously than Forrest Gump cleaned his rifle and gear, but yet there’s still a little something right near your dirt star that causes your lover to wrinkle their…