Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pale penis is happening, all you head-in-the-sand mofos who swear that penis color is a complete nonissue but can’t help but think of an alien parasite-looking baby mole-rat when you’re watching porn and you spot a sun-deprived wiener that had to have come from a redhead amongst redhea— Goddamn PHALLIST is what you…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Focus, Kent…FOCUS… NYAAAAAGH! I open my eyes, drenched in sweat and gasping for breath. I look between my legs and sigh in defeat. Goddammit. Wiener’s still the same damn size. It’s a big ol’ thicky, but nowhere near as ginormous as I want it. I want an Argument Killer—the kind of wiener you can whip…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-smell is happening, all you dirty fucking birdies who’ve seen your partner wince and cringe as they’re about to give you oral pleasure but then they catch a whiff of the undying horror that resides in your colon and bravely fight through it even though a tear of despair wells up in the…
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Thank You Recent Kor’Thank Purchasers!!!
NerGobberBlippers! Thank Ya Big Big to all who bought Kor’Thank on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you all are, Thank You Very Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fuckgobble is happening, all you go-for-broke oral warriors who like to make loud-ass noises while you’re pleasuring your partner (OMMANOMGLKGLKGLKMRRRUUUUAAAAHHH!) so they have some audio stimulation to go along with their tactile— Jesus Christ, man! Never, EVER go full-on demon-gasm! Save that shit for when you’re decapitating a Demogorgon or mowing through an…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Ahh…another day in paradise. Roll out of bed, uncoil the wiener from around my ankle, give it a quick scratch n’ sniff (don’t judge—I know plenty of you do it), fix a cup of coffee and sit down to write. I knock out a few hundred words, relax into the rhythm and flow, letting my…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-slip is happening, all my fellow well-endowed hole-wideners who’ve strategically placed the tip of your wiener above your waistband so it pokes out like a curious amphibian that’s emerged from the deep so it can sniff around for food and friendsh— Oh my GOD! Your nasty, leaky tip isn’t NEARLY as attractive as…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the self-suck is happening, all you flexible hopefuls who’ve tried to fellate yourself and holy shit you’ve managed to get THE TIP IN YOUR MOUTH— No dude, NO! Haven’t you seen or smelt the nasty goopiness that comes outta that thing??? It’s like bleach mixed with snot! GROSS! Anyways, now that I’ve got your…
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