Category: Kor’Thank
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Grammar Nazi Prime, in all his jawline-devoid, receded-hair glory, slaps my face with my own flaccid wiener. “I’ve dreamt of this occasion multiple times. Now is the winter of my discontent.” “Ack! PHHBBT!” I strain against the zipties binding me to the chair. “It’s because yours is the size of a frost-bitten acorn, you imagination-stifling…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the unintended facial is happening, all you meatbeaters who are reveling in a weed-pizza-and-Netflix-induced haze, flogging your wiener without a care in the world whilst lounging around in a Big Lebowski-style robe when suddenly your nemesis from work crashes into your bedroom, grabs your shaft right as you bust, points it at your eyes,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
It’s been a couple of months since I maowed down some shrooms and got spirited away to Middle Earth. At first I thought it was the absolute tits, flirting with hot Elven moms and sneaking into the armory so I could dress up in plate-mail and fuck around with swords. Unfortunately, the head honchos quickly…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the destructo-taint is happening, all you folks who’re giving your partner a shlurpy-good eatin’ when suddenly you notice a glowing panel comprised of symbols and patterns between their b-hole and genitalia, curiosity gets the better of you and you start pushing glyphs and emblems triggering resonant harmonies and fantastic alien tones, nasty bits start…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As part of my Man Whore shenanigans, I sometimes get invited to make myself comfy before my client gets home. Unfortunately, I’ve stumbled onto her disgusting college progeny and his douche-bro frat buddies, all of whom are sporting roofie-slinging names like Tanner, Hunter, Brayden, Chase, Brackston, or whatever regular-ass moniker that is now deemed original…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I scream as we drop into the center of the Rancor pit. “You don’t have a lightsaber!” I shout. “What in THE FUCK?!?” “Don’t worry,” Luke Skywalker assures me. “I’ve done this before.” He looks around and nods at some bones. “Grab as many as you can. We’ll stick em in its jaws and buy…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
Kent Wayne 