Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! Have you ever played a cutthroat version of musical chairs, where you accidentally fart and your reptile brain immediately flicks on, scanning for any poor fuck who simply LOOKS like they fart a lot, then wrinkling your nose while shaking your head in disgust at them so you can direct a hive-mind of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the shriveled wiener is happening, all you penile perfectionists who’ve given your junk a couple of tugs and a bunch of flicks to lengthen it up before showing it to the doctor because his office is so goddamn cold and you’re not trying to hit on the guy, but at the same time you…
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Thank You, Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkerJungerMungers! BIG thanks to those who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I’ve hooked up with legions of eager soccer moms; each one has welcomed me into their bed with unabashed enthusiasm. I’ve never had to hold down a steady job, on account of their cash tips and my constant hard-on. (Man-Whores unite!) But now, I’m reaping the consequences of my freewheeling lifestyle. Their douche-bro sons have…
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Five Star Rating for Echo Volume 1 & 2 Combined Edition on Amazon!!!
BerKoobieNoobies! The Amaze-O Danny Raye throws Echo Volumes 1 & 2 (Combined Edition) five stars on Amazon! Thank You So Much, Danny–positive Amazon reviews are Life for indie authors like me! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here:…
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Echo Volumes 1 & 2 (Combined Edition) get five stars on Goodreads!!!
NerDibbity YongGerBOO! BIG ol’ Thank Ya Thank Ya goes out to Danny Raye, who just threw Echo Volumes 1 & 2 (Combined Edition) a much appreciated five star on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Danny!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerNoobyDooby ErShlockenBits, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is going on, all you Terrible People who’ve banged away with such intensity that it sounds like a fifty-foot Homer Simpson is ripping serious ass from whatever orifice you’ve chosen to plunder, to the point where you blame and ostracize your lover like the budding politician you are and cause them such…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Murgopolis Rex! BIG ol’ Thank-Thank goes out to the folks who bought Echo Volume 1 yesterday! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the gooch-sweat is happening, all you frivolous fuckers who like to weaponize the perspiration on your taint by using it to slip-n-slide across your passed-out friend’s unguarded face while throwing up devil horns for the laughing mofos who’re recording you on their phon— Holy HELL, man! You need some serious sensitivity training on why…
Kent Wayne 