Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-sniff is happening, all you hypocrites who claim that it’s gross but secretly LOVE to get your phalanges all greased up and smelly with your own brand of goo before taking a giant whiff right off their tips and rolling your eyes back in absolute ecsta— What. The fuck. Are you DOING??? Keep…
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Musings
At the deepest level, I believe our perceptions of reality are rough mirrors of what’s to come. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Obliviot (oblivious idiot: a dipshit who steals oxygen by constantly spewing word-vomit that could easily be debunked or resolved with a quick internet search or a couple seconds of critical thinking) is happening, all my fellow Exasperateds who’ve stared with burning anger and clenched jaws at the dork in the meeting who tries…
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Musings
Have faith in the little steps and keep your eyes open for the big leaps forward. That’s the balance between audacity and discipline. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
The blank page beckons. And I heed its call. Or DO I? FORTY-EIGHT HOURS LATER, AFTER SEVENTEEN EJACULATIONS, THREE STUFFED CRUST PIZZAS, AND A MARATHON SESSION OF STANNING TAYLOR SWIFT’S INSTAGRAM… Urgghh…think I’ve ruined my balls. Not a single sperm left within their wrinkled folds…God, Taylor…why do you insist on giving me boners… I belly-crawl…
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Musings
When I obsess over importance, I twist my perception into agonized knots. When I relax into the knowledge that everything fades, I enjoy the flow of luck and life. Sure, I may have to act as if things are critical (I love taking part in the ongoing game) but my state of mind is easy…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
RiggleBorg McThoosenBargle!!! Thank Ya Thank Ya to whoever bought a copy of Echo on Kindle yesterday!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the pity sex is happening, my fellow Desperates who’ve gotten down on your knees and hugged the ankle of your desired lay while bawling AHPLEASEGODFUCKME at the top of your lungs, ugly-crying like Will Ferrell in an all-out attempt to— Jesus Christ, man—you don’t want pity sex! You want a hole-widening good time with…
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Musings
Judgment is fun. Comparison is good. They’re illusory games where I size up values, trading pros and cons like chips or tokens. But when I forget they’re games, they become obsessive tyrants. I wasn’t born so I could chase after “perfect.” I walk this earth so I can enjoy the unfolding of time and space.…
Kent Wayne 