Category: Echo

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Yar har, matey!  Kent Wayne be sailing the seven seas! This is the life!  Plundering booty of both kinds (treasure and butthole), fighting off sea serpents, and peeing over the deck whenever I want! Only thing missing is a beautiful lady-friend, one who can appreciate my thick, veiny phallus and copious blasts of viscous sper—…

  • Musings

    Musings

    Contrary to what is taught in society and religion, I believe it’s possible to be rewarded without sacrifice, toil, or screwing someone over.  Mystics have stated that true happiness can be achieved in the moment, free of condition and without cost, and I believe them.  The folly of conditional happiness can be found in the…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the self-suck is happening, all you flexible hopefuls who’ve tried to fellate yourself and holy shit you’ve managed to get THE TIP IN YOUR MOUTH— No dude, NO!  Haven’t you seen or smelt the nasty goopiness that comes outta that thing???  It’s like bleach mixed with snot!  GROSS! Anyways, now that I’ve got your…

  • Musings

    Musings

    All too often, gratitude seems overly transactional and justification-heavy—I have to be grateful FOR something.  I prefer to appreciate. I feel stilted and awkward if I try to express gratitude for the clump of bushes on a roadside median, but I can easily appreciate the green color and easy arrangement, the hum of my car…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the cum-stink is happening, all you Frequent Fuckers who’ve sexed up a storm before going in to work and worn a slight, knowing smile on your face while talking with your boss and basking in the musk of your hole-widening romper sessio— Damn—you’s NASTY!  Wash the bdussy off your face and fingers before you…

  • Musings

    Musings

    When it comes to absolute truth, there is little I’m convinced of aside from the existence of mystery, wonder, and an underlying benevolence that runs through reality. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    I’m eeeevil….SOOOO EEEEEVVVILL… “Sith Lord Kent!  The rebels have arrived!  In less than an hour, we shall crush those traitors beneath our heels!” Fuck, man—I don’t wanna crush no rebels.  I signed up to be a Sith Lord for the cool black robes.  Now all I do is work, work, work.  Why couldn’t I have…

  • Musings

    Musings

    I believe once a man acquires enough Big Dick Energy, he can either become a raging narcissist or abide like the Dude.  Personally, I prefer the Dude. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…