Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel


“Sith Lord Kent!  The rebels have arrived!  In less than an hour, we shall crush those traitors beneath our heels!”

Fuck, man—I don’t wanna crush no rebels.  I signed up to be a Sith Lord for the cool black robes.  Now all I do is work, work, work.  Why couldn’t I have been like Anakin and spent my days rawdogging some Natalie-Portman looking hottie?  And come to think of it, why am I the evil one???  Luke Skywalker KISSED HIS SISTER and all they do is sing his praises!  Fuck that guy!  Incest-encouraging motherfucker!

“Coming, coming,” I grumble, snatching up my lightsaber and walking out of my jungle-moon compound.  Different day, same shit.  Gonna slice people in half, force-choke the crap out of them, blah-blah-blah.  Fuck my life.

Wait a second, why are the AT-ATs falling down and exploding?  Damn stormtroopers are firing like crazy, shouting at the top of their lungs to fall back, fall back…

Oh shit—YODA’S HERE!

I break for the hangar, trying but failing to suppress my fearful bitch-squeals.  Yoda hates me.  Years ago, I was fucking around on the astral plane, and I witnessed a dream of his where he rimmed Princess Leia before he slammed her from behind.  I broadcasted the dream to all and sundry—including Leia—which resulted in a shitload of weirdness between them, which is why they never physically met.  Now he’s here to fuck me up!

Relief surges through me as I enter the bay.  None of the rebels have made it this far.  All I gotta do is fire up a craft, and—

“Escape you will not.  Scum of the earth you are.”


Yoda levitates me in the air, telekinetically grabbing my balls and wrangling them like a pair of stress-relief squeeze-toys.


“Think you can peer in my dreams like a psychic pervert, hmm?  Pay you will—with both your testicles!”

Fuck it.  No options left.  I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

The wall breaks apart, courtesy of an alternating pair of reamplified lasers.  A helmeted figure flies in on a speeder bike, hooks me around the waist, and—


—snatches me from the psychic clutches of a pissed-off, green-skinned halfling.  As I regain my bearings, I realize my rescuer is the hottest woman in the entire galaxy:  Soccer Mom Prime!

“Couldn’t let those beautiful testicles burst like grapes.”  She guns the throttle, kicking the alluvial engine up a couple notches.  It whines loudly as we rocket forward.  “Come on—let’s go drain them into my vajeen.”

Hot damn—you don’t have to tell me twice!  Fuck this Sith Lord shit!  I always knew my true calling was to sex up a Soccer Mom!

Kent Wayne wins again!  Ha HA!


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