Category: Echo
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Musings
Often, there’s a sentiment that appreciating the present moment is “settling for what you have.” I disagree. Expectation can easily become tyrannical, cutting the joy out of every circumstance that doesn’t meet a short-sighted standard. On the other hand, appreciation is an open state of mind, allowing unforeseen opportunities/advantages to naturally arise into one’s awareness.…
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In six days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle!
By the questioning of life choices that runs through your mind as you administer analingus!!! In six days—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle! Stop trying to see if you can fit that extra knuckle all up in your fun-hole (trust me, you can—it just takes practice, faith, and some good ol’…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ahh…flaming hots are the best. Why even bother making regular Cheetos? Fools! All of them! I lick dust off my chemically reddened fingers, savoring the ommynom burn that spreads across my tongue. GOD, that’s good… And then my stomach gives a warning lurch. My face goes pale. Color drains from my cheeks. I leap up…
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In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days!
Yog-Sothoth’s tentacle-coated yib-yobs!!! In one week—December 7—all four Echo books will be FREE on Kindle for five days! Finish rubbing your genitals up on the car window of that guy/gal you like (yes, of COURSE you can take a moment to savor their horrified expression) and go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Musings
Massive potential resides in tiny bits of matter—a single atom can destroy or energize on a vast scale. In a parallel sense, I believe abundance resides in each circumstance, waiting for us to physically realize it. Through creativity and openness, we can shape our environment to reflect our potential. I believe there is inherent joy…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
Yerbernots, GerThoppenSchlong, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fuckgobble is happening, all you go-for-broke oral warriors who like to make loud-ass noises while you’re pleasuring your partner (OMMANOMGLKGLKGLKMRRRUUUUAAAAHHH!) so they have some audio stimulation to go along with their tactile— Jesus Christ, man! Never, EVER go full-on demon-gasm! Save that shit for when you’re decapitating a Demogorgon or mowing through an…
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Musings
In my opinion, pain and joy aren’t punishment or reward. They’re information, subject to our personal interpretation. As conscious beings, however, we are free to interpret them as punishment or reward. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-slip is happening, all my fellow well-endowed hole-wideners who’ve strategically placed the tip of your wiener above your waistband so it pokes out like a curious amphibian that’s emerged from the deep so it can sniff around for food and friendsh— Oh my GOD! Your nasty, leaky tip isn’t NEARLY as attractive as…
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Musings
Most people seem to believe that pattern recognition is a laborious necessity, or a critical methodology that minimizes punishment. I don’t think it’s either of those things, not at its core anyway. I think it’s a video game tutorial that clues you into the general direction you’re supposed to be going. Once you attain a…
Kent Wayne 