Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the machine-gun poop is happening, all you colonic powerhouses who flinch, yelp, and then bite your lip and cry silent tears of shame and fury as your unrelenting asshole—KAKAKAKA!—defies your wishes for an easy, satisfying bowel movement and deluges your buttocks with hellish splashba— Oh. My. GOD!!! Learn some sphincter control, you untrained heathen! …
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Musings
A sinister trap is when outward change is confused for inner evolution. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus …
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Echo, Volume 2 gets four stars on Goodreads!!!
NerBippoGobbers! Thank you muchly, Graham, for giving Echo 2 a four star rating and review on Goodsreads! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ghost-jack is happening, all you power-jizzers who’ve shot a load that’s so damn powerful it flies over your shoulder and pulls a vanishing act, eluding your desperate attempts to find it as it congeals into a steely piece of cumment (cum-cement) that won’t come undone unless a mother of all bombs is directed…
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Musings
When I consider the vastness of existence and my limited influence, I’m struck by the futility and inherent pointlessness. Ironically, this frees me to choose my own meaning, since any meaning behind reality seems completely unknowable. (Maybe that was the point all along) Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkubJobberYibble McNippleTipple! Thank ya Thank ya to the people who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I hate being a Pufferfish. Because dolphins. Humans think they’re cute, lovable, sea-creatures. HA! Nah bruh—they’re rape-crazy cannibals! They eat their own babies, man! You guys think they’re like this super sophisticated, oceanic version of a hyper-intelligent dog. Not true. They use me and my kind as chew toys so they can get high off…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
RugThobbleNobbers! BIG ol’ Thanks to the people who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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Musings
Improbable dreams catch my attention, luring me forward with novelty and wonderment. Personally, I find relief in moving toward them every day (it can be a small step, as long as it’s a step), and abiding in the idea that all will be well no matter what. Because many of my dreams have come undone,…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 