Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-smirk is happening, all you folk who’ve soaked your furniture in wet spots and stains, then pretended not to notice when your friends come over and sit in a spot of your long-dead gametes which have crystallized into fine, crusty, filame— GROSS! What the fuck are you doing, soaking your living quarters in…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
NarGoobenThunken! Thank ya bigly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ugh. Injured my knees and both my shoulders. Can’t work out. The anger builds and builds, despite my continuous masturbation. Seven, eight, nine times a day—it’s gotten to the point where my wiener is only able to muster 50% hardness. Like playing pool with a length of goddamn rope. RAAAHHHH!!! RUK KRYOK IKH-THANTER KHYROKTI! Sorry. …
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Echo Volume 3 gets Four Stars on Goodreads!!!
SkerJoobies! Thank you, Joep Noop, for dropping a four star review for Echo Volume 3 on Goodreads! Thank ya muchly!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-print is happening, all my heavy-hogged fellows who were persecuted during the eighties when super-tight jeans were the societal norm yet everyone pretended to be disgusted by big wiener-outlines, but now you’re riding the popularity of gray, womb-hammer-revealing sweatpants to its fullest potenti— Hey asshole—with great wiener comes great discretion! Keep yer meat-show…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
GerShtoopenYargen! Thank ya Thank ya to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YogThobbenRipple! Thank ya Big Time to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the decepto-shart is happening, all you would-be pranksters who cup the air beneath your gross-hole, trying to catch a fart so you can fling it into your friend’s face but then your godawful buttocks betrays you by unleashing a shit-log right into your palm, so damn wide that it feels like you’re giving birth…
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Echo, Volume 2 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
YerNooberGibbers! Thank you, V.M Sang, for giving Echo 2 a five star rating on Goodreads! Thank ya Big Time! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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