Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the mini-scrote is happening, all you small-balled meatslingers who have heard time and again that ladies don’t care about testicle size, but nevertheless, you still break out in a cold sweat whenever you expose your hairy necessaries because you nonstop obsess over those sad little hamster nuts residing in your sa— Hey dude—who CARES…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
SkerJubbenYobbies! Thank ya Big Big to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
GunYibberYobben! Thank ya Big Time to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the whore-bag is happening, all my fellow man-whores who keep a handy pouch full of plugs, ticklers, gels, electrodes, prosthetics with studs and spinny attachm— Whoa whoa WHOA! If you indulge in ANY of that nonsense, lose my number! Not only am I an upstanding citizen, I’m a patriot and a Christian! I don’t…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YugThopperGobben! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I wake up to a horrifying sight: Thanos looming over me, hands crossed behind his back. “Kent Wayne, you are the one remaining threat to my power,” he rumbles. “Once I destroy your monstrous penis, I can go back to being a simple farmer.” He rips off my sleeping bag, where I’m spooning peacefully with…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
UghThoobleShtoppers! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-tickle is happening, all you unwitting wiener-wielders who’ve bumbled happily through your day, then been caught unawares by your waiting friend’s sly finger-flick, surprising a high-pitched Star Wars Jawa cry from you—“UTTINI”—before you turn on them with the wrath of a thousand suns, ready to rain fire and death upon their nether parts…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
NarGoobleThon YerDoob! Thank ya bigly to all who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya Thank ya! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle…
Kent Wayne 