Category: Echo

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the two-hander is going on, all you porn-brained deviants who’ve watched too many fuck videos and are now convinced that a blow-jay has to be both fists stacked atop each other plus the mouth but your puny gerbil-dick fails to meet the requirement so you spend several hours every day punching the heavy bag…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    I stuff a handful of shrooms into my gob.  Nompf omf momf and— GALUMPH! —here we go! ——— The world resolves into a cliff-dotted range of grass-coated rocks.  Off in the distance, lively waterfalls hiss and sputter.  What the hoozis?  Must have hop-skipped into another dimension. Suddenly, I hear rapid clapping and slimy gulping, coming…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants who’ve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Nothing beats an afternoon nap.  Stretch my arms overhead, big ol’ yawn, and— Directly above me, a bleached asshole spasms and dilates. “What the—NO!”  I scrabble downward just in time.  As Amber Heard expels a foot-long dook, I fall off the bed in a tangle of sheets.  Craggy shit steams from my pillow, marking the…

  • Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

    Echo Volume 1 gets five stars on Amazon!

    SkerJooberYoobs!  Echo 1 gets a five-star on Amazon!  Big Thank You to all who have bought and/or reviewed my books!!!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol.…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the anus-magic is happening, all you weak-minded fools who’re extracting the beads one by one, but then that dog-like reflex to pull instead of dig grabs a hold of you and you start going hand over hand, faster and faster, and you think this is really neat it’s like the endless handkerchief magicians use…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    “Next!” The guy in front of me shuffles away, sobbing quietly while clutching a “Welcome to Hell” booklet.  Satan looks up from his desk and gives me a disinterested once-over. “Kent Wayne, right?”  He licks his thumb, then pages through a sheaf of papers.  “Let’s see…” “This is a mistake!” I wail.  “How the fuck…