Category: Echo
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I’ve finally attained Force Ghost status, but my traitorous peers have turned against me! I thrash violently with my mind, trying to free my astral presence from their psionic lock, but they’ve pinned my ass to a space-time approximate. “What the FUCK?!?” I fume. “WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???” They avert their gazes. Kenobi mutters,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-measuring is happening, all you shifty-ass rule-breakers who pull the measuring tape all the way back to the top of your buttcrack and try to convince others you’re in the double fucking digits when it’d actually be laughed at by a stunted hamster tail shriveled by the Arctic cold and held up as…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Damn, I’m writing up a storm! The hamster in my brain has gone from piddling indifferently on its idea-generator wheel, to becoming an indomitable source for creative output. If this were a movie, you’d see him go from being a cute lil’ jogger to a yoked-out beast—I’m talking eight pack abs, a steely-ass glare, and…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the piss-sicle is happening, all you intrepid rock climbers who’ve angered a bunch of 80s movie villains by urinating off the side of a cliff and harrying them with shards of frozen pee and then seal the deal by inadvertently witnessing them spill giant bags of coke from their rucks, one of them shrieks…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I know I should write, but there’s a bunch of new clips on myfriendshotmom dot com! Yep, you guessed it—time to man-handle the ham candle! Big squirt o’ lube and it’s off to the races. To help with the vibe, I hum the Star Wars Battle Theme whilst burping the worm (It’s also a fun…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the fart-clench is happening, all you folks who are doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-ing in a crowded elevator while ascending toward an all-hands meeting where you intend to put a shitload of time into leveling up some farms on your favorite phone game, when suddenly your butthole clenches in reflexive terror as burble-gurbles rock your colon and sweat…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 