Category: Echo

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the filled hole is happening, all my fellow girth-slingers who’re observing your orifice-engulfed wieners with the proud vibe of an accomplished handyman, admiring the stretched-out glisten of cream-churned flesh when suddenly the Oversoul Consciousness blasts you with an industrial-strength fire extinguisher right in your nuts and unguarded root, frost and darkness follow as concentrated…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    “Hey thanks for the invite.  I know I’m new to the Justice League, so I get how big of a deal this—”  As I open the door into Bruce Wayne’s penthouse, I jump back in shock.  “WHOA!  WHAT THE…” Batman, butt-ass naked except for his doofy-eared cowl, is facing away, hands folded behind his back,…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the Gollum Dick is happening, all you folks who are lounging in bed only to find a tiny shriveled ugly-cute wiener staring at you from the edge it’s got actual fucking hairs on the glans, just like on the dome of that ring-craving weirdo who had some weird jealousy dynamic going on between him…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    I’ve always wanted to incarnate as a Gray Alien traveler.  Buh-BAMSKIES—my dream came true! I’ve shed most of my past-life human persona (Kent Wayne) so I can wander the cosmos as a psionics-based lifeform, known to my peers as Zorbot Five.  After I completed my rookie probation, the bigwigs made me an ambassador to Earth. …

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the Death Cum is happening, all my fellow doo-bee-doo-bee-doers who’re doo-bee-doo-bee-doing down the sidewalk when suddenly everyone around you starts gibbering and snarling like meth’d-out Gollums, it takes you a hot fucking second to realize this is a no-shit invasion by malicious demons they’re galloping toward you on all fours, crawling along walls, leaping…

  • Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!

    Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…

  • Yet another weird ad for my novels

    Yet another weird ad for my novels

    We’re naked and kneeling, hands cuffed behind our backs, lined up for Martha Stewart’s sadistic viewing pleasure.  With each step, her scrotum-shriveling armor clanks and pulses—it’s a blend of Sauron-edged layers and modular quantum tech. “You call yourselves Man Whores?” she sneers.  “Pathetic.  Look at this.”  She stops at Gosling and gives him a contemptuous…

  • Give my books a read and a review!

    Give my books a read and a review!

    What the heinous anus is happening, all you rebellious savages who don’t shave your b-holes and cultivate a thriving forest that spawns multiple tribes of tiny humanoids who go to war with rocks and clubs, then slowly evolve into an industrialized civilization, rapidly discover quantum computing and brain-machine interfaces, holy shit they’ve constructed giant braids…