Category: Echo
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the destructo-taint is happening, all you folks who’re giving your partner a shlurpy-good eatin’ when suddenly you notice a glowing panel comprised of symbols and patterns between their b-hole and genitalia, curiosity gets the better of you and you start pushing glyphs and emblems triggering resonant harmonies and fantastic alien tones, nasty bits start…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As part of my Man Whore shenanigans, I sometimes get invited to make myself comfy before my client gets home. Unfortunately, I’ve stumbled onto her disgusting college progeny and his douche-bro frat buddies, all of whom are sporting roofie-slinging names like Tanner, Hunter, Brayden, Chase, Brackston, or whatever regular-ass moniker that is now deemed original…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I scream as we drop into the center of the Rancor pit. “You don’t have a lightsaber!” I shout. “What in THE FUCK?!?” “Don’t worry,” Luke Skywalker assures me. “I’ve done this before.” He looks around and nods at some bones. “Grab as many as you can. We’ll stick em in its jaws and buy…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the blowjob slipup is happening, all you flatulent reprobates who accidentally emit a squeak-fart while you’re getting a shlorpily enthusiastic beej, you try to cover it up with an operatic crescendo that would make Celine Dion raise an eyebrow and give a nod of admiration while simultaneously screaming “SNIPERS!” and smacking your automated cat-toy…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Superman insistently pats my cheek. “Wake up, buddy—hey! Nice underwear! Little tight, though…I can see the veins on your root and your shaft. Man, this is cool, I can measure your heartrate by tracking the in-and-out bulge! What’re you, like 50 beats per minute? You’re pretty shredded—definitely got an athlete’s BPM.” “Huh? Whazzuh?” I blink…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the bdussy soup is happening, all you filthy bags of bath-flavoring that are marinating in a tub of heated glop-water that’s seasoned by your juice-emanating free-gaping slurm-spewing holes, the simmering nastiness suddenly roils and churns, holy shit what the fuck before you can jump out an evil clone of you forms from the muck,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 