Category: Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
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What the ass-bush is happening, all your horndogs who’ve stumbled upon the horror of an unkempt b-hole, as you part the legs it lunges at your face like an airbag with an afro—fuh-FOOMP—causing you to gag and retch and scream I need an adult I NEED AN ADULT, it’s too fucking late it’s entangled your…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn, I’ve never eaten a ghost pepper burrito! “Sorry guys.” I pat my belly, then spread my legs and address my butthole. “I’ll make it up to you later.” OM NOM NOM GALUMPH! Down the hatch it goes! Woof, that is a LOT of food. I fold my arms on top of my desk and…
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What the gluk-job is happening, all you lucky-ass recipients of a jackhammering mouth upon your peen, suddenly it gets WAY too intense and you’re like no you fool, you’re about to unleash my demonic aspect, but it’s way too late, hellish fractals open on your brow, your skin ripples and expands into an angry expanse…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“What the FUCK?” Timothy Chalamet shoves me with both hands, causing me to stumble a few steps back. “Why the fuck are you even here??? This is reserved for top-shelf Man Whores!” He flings an outraged arm, encompassing the entirety of the cruise ship. Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, the Hemsworth brothers, and a bunch of…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cum-dagger is happening, all you gross-ass beasts who splooge into the same damn sock for weeks on end, until it resembles a mythical crystal dagger that unlocks the secrets of the universe when placed into a magical groove in an ancient temple, suddenly you hear a click downstairs followed by muffled whispers, the…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A deep, aggro voice bellows, “Knock fucking knock!” It’s accompanied by rude-ass banging—someone beating the hell out of my condo door. “What the fuck?” I open my door. A dozen dude-bros in shitty costumes eye me with disdain. “Trick or fucking treat,” the first one grunts. He thrusts out a trash bag. “Fill ’er up,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sky-hook-to-helo-to-horseback-to-the-top-of-a-bullet-train duel is happening, all you badass action heroes who are throwing hands with a pony-tailed villain from the early 90s, as the train screams through a darkened tunnel it emerges onto a picturesque rail hundreds of feet above water but for some godawful action movie reason, it’s running out of track, so…
