Category: Echo-a Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
My phone lights up, split-screening the entire Joint Chiefs of Staff. Their four-star chairman barks, “Kent! Get Chuck Norris! We need him for a mission!” “Goddammit,” I grumble, slipping my dick back into my boxers. “Was just about to start watching myfriendshotmom dot com.” “You can bust a load after you’ve saved the world! Hell,…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the long-balls is happening, all my fellow old-testicled folks who look into the mirror with trembling lips and welling eyes as you see your nuts sagging lower day after day, suddenly you drop to your knees, clutch the air and bawl “WHY GOD WHY?” Thugs bust in the door, turning your despair into sudden…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Who would have thought I’d compete in the Great British Baking Show, much less get to motherfucking Bread Week??? The audition was tough as all get out, but I’ve been killing it since the season began. Unfortunately, my newest bake, an olive and garlic sourdough loaf, has just shit the bed inside the oven. Black…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“I’m tired of you, Chris. Get the fuck out of here.” Martha Stewart flaps a dismissive hand at the older Hemsworth brother. “What??? No! Martha, please!” He drops to his knees and pleads with interlaced hands. “I’ve been your Man Whore for over a decade!” He throws me a Death Glare. “What the fuck does…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the pube-cough is happening, all you magnanimous oral adventurers who somehow manage to catch a hairball down your throat, you start hacking like a goddamn meth’d up cat, pounding your chest as your partner asks if you’re all right, you hold out a hand, trying to reassure them, but your face is already beet…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Steven Seagal, aka the Grossest Man Alive, steps up to an adjacent urinal and demands, “Look at me, Kent. Look at me.” “What? No! Why the hell are you—” “If you defeat me in this here pissing contest, I’ll buy you a lifetime subscription to MyFriendsHotMom dot com.” Shit. He must’ve accessed my browser history—that’s…
Kent Wayne 